Poems Jokes

Funniest Poems Short Jokes

Short poems jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poems humour may include short poetry jokes also.

1. I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep.
2. There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate,
   His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
   Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.
3. I wrote a poem. I dig.
   You dig.
   She digs.
   He digs.
   They dig.
   We dig.
   Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep.
4. A Valentines Poem Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   whitney houston is dead
   and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
5. I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It might not be a beautiful poem but it's very deep.
6. You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep.
7. There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went
   The poems were fine
   But on the very last line
   He added too many syllables
8. I just heard a beautiful poem... "I dig, you dig, we
   dig, he dig, she dig,
   they dig, we all dig."
   I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep.
9. Let me tell you a little poem. I dig
   You dig
   He digs
   We dig
   And so do they
   
   
   
   Not a great poem, but it's very deep.
10. A short poem about women's underwear... > Rose's are red,
    Violet's are blue,
    Heather's are green.
    ~Lee Mack

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Poems One Liners

Which poems one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poems? I can suggest the ones about wrote poem and hymns.

1. When she screams "deeper!"... But you're all out of poems.
2. I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig. It's not a long poem, but it's deep.
3. A Poem Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Stop memes about Harambe
   -Cincinnati Zoo
4. I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone
5. High quality Poem Error 404
   Your Haiku could not be found
   Try again later
6. A poem about old ladies underwear Roses are red.
   Violets are blue.
   Margarets are green.
7. Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme
   this is not one of them
8. My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem.
9. My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000
   Violets are 0x0000ff
   return(SUCCESS);
10. I'm compiling a book of poems by felons. I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".
11. Poem I dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
    Not a beautiful poem but it is deep.
12. I've written a very short poem about myself. \*ahem\* Here it goes;
    I
13. What do you call a religious fish poem? A Psalmon.
14. I call this poem Old Women's Knickers Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Ethels are green
15. Dog Poem I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

Love Poems Jokes

Here is a list of funny love poems jokes and even better love poems puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Some love one,
  Some love two.
  I love one,
  That is you.
• What poem do guys love, but their girlfriends hate? Ode to the Fortnite-ingale
• NASA has finally announced what would have happened to the earth if the moon wasn't present. 50% less poems and love songs.
• Best love poem Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm bad at poetry, date me
• A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the f**... of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.
• A love poem Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Tonight we'll have s**...
  Cuz I'm stronger than you.

Haiku Poems Jokes

Here is a list of funny haiku poems jokes and even better haiku poems puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Autocorrect Inspired Poem It means no worries
  For the rest of your days
  Haiku na Mattatta
• High quality poem Error 404
  Your haiku could not be found
  Please try again
• Did you know Tommy Wiseau wrote a poem? Oh, Haiku.
• A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do
  he tried all kinds
  but cleared his mind
  when he went for a haiku.

Fun-Filled Poems Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about poems you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rhymes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poems pranks.