Poem Jokes
117 poem jokes and hilarious poem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of funny, silly, and clever poem-jokes for anyone who needs a good laugh. Enjoy these witty valentine poems, "Poop" poems, limericks, and more. Get your creative juices flowing and get inspired.
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Funniest Poem Short Jokes
Short poem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poem humour may include short poetry jokes also.
- I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep.
- There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate,
His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line. - I wrote a poem. I dig.
You dig.
She digs.
He digs.
They dig.
We dig.
Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep. - A Valentines Poem Roses are red
Violets are blue
whitney houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou - I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It might not be a beautiful poem but it's very deep.
- You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep.
- There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went
The poems were fine
But on the very last line
He added too many syllables - I just heard a beautiful poem... "I dig, you dig, we
dig, he dig, she dig,
they dig, we all dig."
I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep. - Let me tell you a little poem. I dig
You dig
He digs
We dig
And so do they
Not a great poem, but it's very deep. - A short poem about women's underwear... > Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Heather's are green.
~Lee Mack
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Poem One Liners
Which poem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poem? I can suggest the ones about limerick and song lyric.
- When she screams "deeper!"... But you're all out of poems.
- I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig. It's not a long poem, but it's deep.
- A Poem Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stop memes about Harambe
-Cincinnati Zoo - I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone
- High quality Poem Error 404
Your Haiku could not be found
Try again later - A poem about old ladies underwear Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Margarets are green. - Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme
this is not one of them - My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem.
- My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000
Violets are 0x0000ff
return(SUCCESS); - I'm compiling a book of poems by felons. I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".
- Poem I dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
Not a beautiful poem but it is deep. - I've written a very short poem about myself. \*ahem\* Here it goes;
I - What do you call a religious fish poem? A Psalmon.
- I call this poem Old Women's Knickers Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ethels are green - Dog Poem I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
Wrote Poem Jokes
Here is a list of funny wrote poem jokes and even better wrote poem puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I wrote a poem too. I sneeze.
You sneeze.
She sneezes.
He sneezes.
They sneeze.
We sneeze.
Now I know it's not a very original poem, but it's pretty sick. - I also wrote a poem, too, too I feel.
You feel.
He feels.
She feels.
They feel.
We feel.
I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching. - I wrote a poem about Saturn... it's not very good, but it does have a ring to it.
- I wrote a poem called "Old Age Pensioner's Underwear". Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Ethel's are green - My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem: Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium.
- I wrote a poem I dig
You dig
She digs
He digs
They dig
We dig
Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep! - I Dig I wrote a poem, hope you like it:
I Dig.
You Dig.
They Dig.
We Dig. - My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.
- I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep.
- I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines.
Poem Recite Jokes
Here is a list of funny poem recite jokes and even better poem recite puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When your girlfriend tells you to go deeper... ... but you already ran out of poems to recite.
- A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue". My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.
Bad Poem Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad poem jokes and even better bad poem puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Man 1: This poem is so badly written. I don't even know what it says. Man 2: That's the verse part of it!
- I just finished reading a book by a group of amateur poets... The poems aren't bad, but you can tell they're not prose.
- Best love poem Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm bad at poetry, date me
Valentine Poem Jokes
Here is a list of funny valentine poem jokes and even better valentine poem puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Wife: What rhymes with idiot? Me: Why? Wife: Writing you a Valentine poem.
- A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the f**... of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.
Howlingly Hilarious Poem Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about poem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lyrics jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poem pranks.
Bob and Jill (A Poem)
Bob and Jill love each other
Jill is soon to be a mother
They've known each other for a long time
But Jill was distraught when her boy wasn't fine
He came out all deformed
They should have listened when they were warned
Cause they were told when they started lovin
It wouldn't work, because they are cousins
National Poetry Contest - Timbuktu
For the record, this is not my joke. I heard somebody tell it then found it online.
" The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a r**... from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination---Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the r**... top that, they thought. The r**... calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The r**... won hands down!
A short poem for y'all...
"*Roses are black*
*Violets are black*
*Everything's black*
*Even I am black*" - Stevie Wonder
the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van
Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "h**... poem"?
A priest and a shepherd...
... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
A poem by Stevie Wonder
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can't see.
High quality poem
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Your haiku could not be found
Please try again
I ALSO wrote a poem!
''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs''
Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope.
A Poem
I dug.
Alice dug.
Vincent dug.
Dad dug.
My sister dug.
I know its not a good poem, but it rhymes and its really deep.
(A friend just texted me this. I thought it was funny.)
Have you heard about the digging poem?
It's quite deep.
What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?
A George Costanza.
If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)
What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!
A very interesting poem
> I dig
> You dig
> He dig
> She dig
> They dig
> We dig
It might not be very long, but I think it is very deep.
A short poem
Imma tell you a short poem.
it goes something like this.
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"I dig.
You dig.
He digs.
she digs.
We dig.
they dig."
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Now the poem is not really good, but its quite *deep*.
I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled "Fleas".
Adam had'em.
Why are programmers so good at poetry?
Well, all words rhyme in binary.
A poem for America - Remastered.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now then America...
What you gonna do.
Soviet Poem
Roses are red
Violets are red
If you are not red
You get bullet to head
what do you call a good poem about clay?
true pottery
A poem I read to my gf while proposing
Roses are Red
Today is the Day
Plot Twist
I'm Gay
I've written a poem about the sounds made by dogs...
It can only be read if you scan it first.
It's a bark ode.
Poetry contest
A r**... and a Harvard graduate are in a poetry contest where they have to come up with a poem that has the word Timbuktu in it. The Harvard graduate goes first.
Amongst the desert sands
Away ride the caravans
Camels leaving, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu
The audience applauds, thinking that the r**... does not have a chance. Then the r**... goes.
Me and Tim a'huntin' went,
Found some w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu!
Autocorrect Inspired Poem
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
Haiku na Mattatta
A little poem
I dig...
You dig...
We dig...
He dig...
She dig...
They dig...
It may not be the best poem, but atleast it´s deep.
A man wrote a poem about a calendar to s**... a girl.
He was later charged with date rap.
I read a poem about m**... and crying simultaneously
It was a tear jerker
I bury. You bury. They bury.
It's not the best poem...
But it's pretty deep.
This poem doesn't rhyme.
Dude about to make haikus:
Oh haven't you heard?
The Oxymoron poem
Ladies and Gentlemen; hobos and Tramps; bug eyed mosquitos and legged ants: I come here before you to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing of.
One cold dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys stood up to fight, back to back they face each other, drew their swords and shot each-other! The deaf policeman heard this noise and came and killed those two dead boys.
Now if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it to.
A poem to Rosa Parks
Rosa is red
Bus driver -- blue
Front of the bus?
Don't mind if I do.
A poem about British history
First we were a kingdom, and we had a king.
Then we were an empire, and we had an empress
Now we are a country, and we have Nigel Farage.
Poem
I'm writing my girlfriend a poem.
What rhymes with "your sister's better"?
I'm writing a poem for my son.
What rhymes with "I couldn't be the only disappointment in your mother's life"?
I dig, you dig, we dig.
He digs, she digs, they dig.
It's certainly not the most beautiful poem in the world, but it's incredibly deep.
I dig. He dig. She dig.They dig. We dig.
Now it may not be a beautiful poem but it's quite deep.
Roses are red, violets are blue
I don't know the original poem,
and neither do you.
Perfectly spell-checked poem
- I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my r**...,
- Mistakes I cannot sea.
- I've run this poem threw it,
- I'm sure your pleased to no,
- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,
- My checker tolled me sew.
- Cents I began to youse it,
- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.
- My righting's sew much bettor now,
- Ware wood eye bee without won.
A poem for our times...
It's not the cough that carries you off. It's the coffin they carry you off in.
Know your colors. (Poem)
Roses are red, that part is true.
But Violets are Purple, not fricking blue.
(most likely not original)
A wonderful birthday poem
**MARCUS:** Happy birthday, Bob. I have a poem for you.
**BOB:** Cool! Let me hear it!
**MARCUS:** Don't worry about the past — you can't change it.
Don't worry about the future — you can't predict it.
And don't worry about the present — I didn't get you one.
A poem about elderly women's underwear.
Rose's are red.
Violet's are blue.
Esther's are green.
A poem for you guys
I call it p**... at an Old Folks Home.
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Beatrice's are green
I'm a poet and I know it
I dug, you dug, he dug, she dug, we all dug.
It's not a great poem, but it's deep.
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."
A bunch of hippies just overthrew the government, smoked w**..., and read a poem.
It was a high coup.
I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.
It's not a long poem, but it's deep.
And, that is the hole poem.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers
The first boy says, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.
The second boy says, That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.
The third boy says, I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!
A poem
In days of old
When Knights were bold
And toilet lights were dim
You'd hear a splash and then a shout
'Oh no! He's fallen in'
What's a 3 line poem that overthrows a government?
A Hai-coup
A poem
A fisher was fishing a bass
The water came up to his knee.
Strange, it rhymed this morning when there was high tide.
and oldie but a goodie
back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.
when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "f**..." fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single f**... sends you all the way across the river"
If you look at a poem in the mirror
you'll see it's inverse.
