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- All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
- Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
- The evolution of tide pods In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool
- I hear that it's easier to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods but it's harder to deter gents.
- Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash. Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
- Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.
- What's the difference between Tide Pods and McDonald's? One is full of dangerous chemicals that people keep eating for some reason, and the other gets your clothes clean.
- Give a teen a pizza, they'll be full for a day Give a teen a tide pod, they'll be full for the rest of their life
- I don't need to inject disinfectant I'm still protected by that Tide pod I ate two years ago.
- I don't know why people think eating Tide Pods is dangerous... I mean, you could start today and eat them for the rest of your life.
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- What do you call a pod of singing killer whales? An orcapella group
- I used to be addicted to Tide Pods... But I'm clean now.
- Tide announced the new motto for their pods line. Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.
- What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.
- A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!
- What do you call a Tide Pod that prevents war? A nuclear detergent
- There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.
- Now that the tide pod fad is dying down lets move onto the cotton candy in the attic.
- Tide Pods are really great at cleaning... Up the gene pool.
- Fish Joke What do you call fishing for whales?
A Pod Cast..... - And people were concerned about the pod challenge... How the Tide has turned
- It's easier to deter women from eating tide pods, but it's harder to... Deter-gents
- What do you call a group of beached whales? A tide pod.
- Whale whale whale... ... if it isn't a pod.
- What do you call a group of dolphins that move according to the moons gravity? A Tide pod
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Tide pods are amazing...
Not only to they clean clothes, but gene pools aswell
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Yo momma so s**......
...she tried to buy Tide Pods with food stamps.
I've been hearing how easy it is to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods...
It's somewhat more difficult to deter gents.
Edit; I'll show myself out.
Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi...
Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool
Are people eating Tide Pods because Trump is president?
Or is Trump president because so many people are willing to eat Tide Pods?
What's it called when one of your family members wants you to get high on Tide Pods?
Roll Tide.
My mom caught me lying about smuggling Tide pods out of the house instead of doing the laundry
So I had to come clean
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango
They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
So, now that the tide pods meme is dying...
Are folks going to start tweeting #riptide?
Tide should make a small blurb about how dangerous tide pods are to ingest.
They could call it a tide pod-cast.
Kids these days are eating tide pods? I mean I used to snort lines of tide...
but I'm all clean now
The real problem with Tide Pods is that the segregate the colors.
We should be talking to our kids about the dangers of Apartheid Pods.
I feel bad for all the people eating Tide pods.
They haven't figured out that Cascade actionpacs taste way better.
What is Nelson Mandela's favorite snack?
Apartheid pods
Instead of using the fear of prison to dissuade criminals, we should start making them eat Tide Pods.
That would be a real crime detergent.
I, an Orca, tried to warn my brother countless times.
He just had to eat that family of dolphins in shallow water.
Well, the idiot beached himself.
If I told him once I told him a thousand times.
Don't eat Tide Pods.
I'm starting a new airline with planes that have sleeping pods instead of seats.
I'm calling it Air Pod.
What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?
A tripod
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Did you know air pods are for poor people.
They can't afford the wires
What's the difference between a hammock and a Fortnight player.
One is a tied seat pod
The other eats tide pods
Trump brings back the Tide Pods challenge to fight against the Coronavirus
What? It's a disinfectant...
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Ladies that eat Tide pods should be aware it could negatively affect their chances for a romantic relationship. Odds are likely that it will...
...detergents.
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An employee at a supermarket
An overworked and underpaid employee was stocking shelves at his local supermarket. Naturally, he was very tired and didn't care about anything going on around him. Out of nowhere, an old woman with a Karen haircut comes up to him and says "hey you, tell me what those little green things in the pods are called before I hit you so hard your children have bruises. I need these for my diet." The employee, wanting nothing to do with this lady, simply rolls his head around, makes direct eye contact with the lady and says, "b**..., peas".
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods.
But it's harder to deter gents.
