The Best 44 Pods Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pods jokes. There are some pods offs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pods inflation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pods Jokes and Puns

Tide Pods are really great at cleaning...

Up the gene pool.

Tide pods are amazing...

Not only to they clean clothes, but gene pools aswell

People who eat Tide Pods are idiots.

The Costco brand pods are half the price. Just saying.

Pods joke, People who eat Tide Pods are idiots.

Why are people eating tide pods?

To clean the gene pool!

The evolution of tide pods

In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool


Yo momma so stupid...

...she tried to buy Tide Pods with food stamps.

I heard its easy to convince women not to eat tide pods..

but it's a lot harder to **deter gents**.

Pods joke, I heard its easy to convince women not to eat tide pods..

What if tide pods..

Are just cleaning up people who should have been stains in the first place?

Tide announced the new motto for their pods line.

Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.

There is an upside to eating Tide Pods....

It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.

I hear it's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

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What do Tide Pods taste like?

Natural Selection.

Tide pods

Cleaning the gene pool

I've been hearing how easy it is to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods...

It's somewhat more difficult to deter gents.

Edit; I'll show myself out.

Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi...

Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool

Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised.

I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...

Pods joke, Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised.

It's easier to deter women from eating tide pods, but it's harder to...

Deter-gents

Are people eating Tide Pods because Trump is president?

Or is Trump president because so many people are willing to eat Tide Pods?

I was addicted to Tide Pods

I'm clean now


What's it called when one of your family members wants you to get high on Tide Pods?

Roll Tide.

I used to be addicted to Tide Pods...

But I'm clean now.

My mom caught me lying about smuggling Tide pods out of the house instead of doing the laundry

So I had to come clean

People eating tide pods are so stupid

The cascade pods obviously has a better flavor to it.

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

So, now that the tide pods meme is dying...

Are folks going to start tweeting #riptide?

Tide should make a small blurb about how dangerous tide pods are to ingest.

They could call it a tide pod-cast.

I don't know why they spend so much money on Superbowl ads,

I still don't feel like buying any cars, eating any chips, drinking Budweiser or eating tide pods.

Kids these days are eating tide pods? I mean I used to snort lines of tide...

but I'm all clean now

The real problem with Tide Pods is that the segregate the colors.

We should be talking to our kids about the dangers of Apartheid Pods.

I feel bad for all the people eating Tide pods.

They haven't figured out that Cascade actionpacs taste way better.

How do mermaids wash their clothes?

Tide Pods

What is Nelson Mandela's favorite snack?

Apartheid pods

I don't know why people think eating Tide Pods is dangerous...

I mean, you could start today and eat them for the rest of your life.

Instead of using the fear of prison to dissuade criminals, we should start making them eat Tide Pods.

That would be a real crime detergent.

I, an Orca, tried to warn my brother countless times.

He just had to eat that family of dolphins in shallow water.

Well, the idiot beached himself.

If I told him once I told him a thousand times.

Don't eat Tide Pods.

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

I'm starting a new airline with planes that have sleeping pods instead of seats.

I'm calling it Air Pod.

What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?

A tripod

Did you know air pods are for poor people.

They can't afford the wires

What's the difference between a hammock and a Fortnight player.

One is a tied seat pod

The other eats tide pods

Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash.

Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!

Trump brings back the Tide Pods challenge to fight against the Coronavirus

What? It's a disinfectant...

I hear that it's easier to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

but it's harder to deter gents.

Ladies that eat Tide pods should be aware it could negatively affect their chances for a romantic relationship. Odds are likely that it will...

...detergents.

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