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Podiatrist Jokes

27 podiatrist jokes and hilarious podiatrist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about podiatrist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A podiatrist is a medical professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot and ankle. Jokes about podiatrists abound, and many of them are quite funny. Here are a few examples:

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Funniest Podiatrist Short Jokes

Short podiatrist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The podiatrist humour may include short foot doctor jokes also.

  1. Why do podiatrists make great detectives? Because they can always sense when trouble is afoot.
  2. My wife and I where arguing if I need to see a Podiatrist or not. I really thought I did not need to, but I stand corrected.
  3. my father was a podiatrist. lady: you're just like your dad
    me: yeah i followed in his footsteps.
  4. I called my podiatrist's office to schedule an appointment... ...but they only have limp-ins.
  5. A moth flys into a podiatrist's office The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"
    The moth says "well my feet hurt"
  6. I went to see a Podiatrist today... And either I have ugly feet or he has Tourette's Syndrome.
  7. My new podiatrist doesn't know his right from his left. Needless to say, we started off on the wrong foot.
  8. What did the dog say to the podiatrist after the diagnosis? Nothing... there was an uncomfortable paws.
  9. Why was the nurse completely stunned when she was fired from the Podiatrist's office? She couldn't admit de-feat.
  10. There's a new pediatric podiatrist in town. I think he'll learn quickly, he doesn't have very big shoes to fill.

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Podiatrist One Liners

Which podiatrist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with podiatrist? I can suggest the ones about dermatologist and pediatrician.

  1. Why don't podiatrist use the metric system? Because they get paid by the foot.
  2. If a cabbie drives a cab, what does a podiatrist drive? A toe truck.
  3. Why did Santa Claus go to the podiatrist? He thought he had mistletoe.
  4. I was going to tell a joke about a podiatrist But I figured that it would be too corny.
  5. Why are podiatrists likely to become celebrities? They get a lot of footage
  6. Why did the two podiatrists hate each other? They were arch enemies.
  7. I'm writing a TV show about unethical podiatrists. It's called "Fallen Arches".
  8. What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one.
    ^Hehehehehe
  9. Why do Podiatrists always lose races? ...
    They love da-feet (Defeat)
  10. What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist? Hee Lan To
  11. Why are there no podiatrist generals? Because all they know is de feet
  12. What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'
  13. What do you call a podiatrist with a f**...? Really good at their job.

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Giggle-Inducing Podiatrist Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about podiatrist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean optometrist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make podiatrist pranks.

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