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Funniest Pod Short Jokes

Short pod jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pod humour may include short seed jokes also.

1. All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
2. People who eat Tide Pods are idiots. The Costco brand pods are half the price. Just saying.
3. Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
4. The evolution of tide pods In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool
5. What if tide pods.. Are just cleaning up people who should have been stain in the first place?
6. I hear that it's easier to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods but it's harder to deter gents.
7. Are you a tide pod? Because you're lookin' like a snack but you're really just toxic to everyone.
8. Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash. Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
9. Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.
10. What's the difference between Tide Pods and McDonald's? One is full of dangerous chemicals that people keep eating for some reason, and the other gets your clothes clean.

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Pod One Liners

Which pod one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pod? I can suggest the ones about towns and bean.

1. What do you call a pod of singing killer whales? An orcapella group
2. I used to be addicted to Tide Pods... But I'm clean now.
3. Tide announced the new motto for their pods line. Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.
4. It's pretty easy to stop women from eating tide pods But it's a bit harder to deter gents
5. What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.
6. A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!
7. I was addicted to Tide Pods I'm clean now
8. What do you call a Tide Pod that prevents war? A nuclear detergent
9. I hear it's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
10. There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.
11. Now that the tide pod fad is dying down lets move onto the cotton candy in the attic.
12. It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods. But it's harder to deter gents.
13. Tide Pods are really great at cleaning... Up the gene pool.
14. Yo' mama is so dirty... She did the Tide Pod challenge and vanished
15. Fish Joke What do you call fishing for whales?
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Laughter Pod Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about pod you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hatch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pod pranks.