Pocket Knife Jokes
18 pocket knife jokes and hilarious pocket knife puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pocket knife that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pocket Knife Short Jokes
Short pocket knife jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pocket knife humour may include short pocket jokes also.
- Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy. Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket
- Today, I gave a homeless man a watch, a phone, and $300. You won't believe how happy I felt after he put his knife back in his pocket.
- I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket
- Today I donated a watch... Today I donated a watch and $500 dollars to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put back his knife in his pocket.
- Today I donated my watch, phone and $100 to a poor man on the street. You have no idea how happy I felt when he put the knife back in his pocket.
- Today I donated my watch, phone and 90 bucks to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt .... ... as I saw him put his knife back in pocket.
- Today I donated my watch, phone and $500 to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt when I saw him put the knife back in his pocket.
- I donated my watch to a homeless person today. I was so happy when he put his knife back in his pocket.
- So today I gave my watch, my phone and $500 to a homeless guy I was so happy when he put his knife back into his pocket.
- Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy Words cannot describe the happiness i felt as he put his knife back in his pocket...
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Pocket Knife One Liners
Which pocket knife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pocket knife? I can suggest the ones about sharp knife and butter knife.
- Is that a Ginsu knife in your pocket... ...or are you just happy to sashimi?
Pocket Knife Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about pocket knife you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pulled knife jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pocket knife pranks.
A man is on trial for m**....
The judge asks him to give his version of the story, and how he pleads.
The defendant replies: "Innocent, your honor. I am not sure what exactly happened myself, I was sitting on a park bench, enjoying the nice weather, peeling an apple with my pocket knife, when suddenly this guy trips on the apple peel and falls right on top of my knife."
The judge inquires: " And all this happened 16 times?"
A man came home early from work one day and found his next-door neighbor in bed with his wife.
Quickly pulling a gun, he marched the n**... fellow into the garage where he tightly secured the neighbor's private parts in the vise on the workbench.
Still holding the gun to the man's head, he bent the handle of the vise with a crowbar. Putting the gun in his pocket, he then took out a very large hunting knife.
"Hey," yelled the neighbor in panic, "you're not gonna cut it off, are ya?"
"No," said the husband as he placed the knife on the workbench, "you are. I'm torching the garage."
Today, I donated a my watch, phone and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn't know how happy he looked as he put his knife back in his pocket.
Did you hear about the pocket knife that fell in love with a sharpening stone?
They're lawfully whetted now.
Today I donated $200 to a poor guy.
You can't imagine the happiness i felt when he put his knife back in his pocket.
[Dark] Some bloke poses a riddle: "How can you kill thousands of people with a pocket knife without shedding any blood?"
Other bloke: "Hey didn't you say you worked in intensive care?"