Poc Jokes

What are some Poc jokes?

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him put his pistol back in his pocket.

I invented a new golf ball that'll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches.

Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.

It was so cold in D.C. today...

that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

A woman goes into a pharmacy

She says to the pharmacist, "I'd like a poison that will kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes."
The pharmacist says, "Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I'm going to call the police and report you."
The woman takes out something out of her pocket and hands it to him. It's a picture of her husband having sex with the Pharmacist's wife.
"Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription."

What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?

An Apocaclipse.

It's so cold outside

I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.

It is so cold outside

That I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets

Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy.

Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket

I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed...

how could anyone stoop so low

If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?

Someone else's pants on.

My grandfathers favorite joke.

So what if I don't know what "apocalypse" means.

It's not like it's the end of the world

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their hands through their hair.

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom.

A pick pocket snatches watches.

Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers?

How could someone stoop so low?

A man was meeting a girlfriend somewhere...

And she said: "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
He replied: "Either way, we're having sex tonight"

I just saw a midget get pickpocketed...

I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.

I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.

I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says Make me one with everything .

The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.

The Buddhist asks Where's my change? and the vendor replies change must come from within .

A gun then extends from the Buddhist's chest and he asks again.

The vendor says Whoa, man, where did that come from?

The Buddhist replies This is my inner piece .

My uncle got shot by a stray bullet. By some miracle, he had a bible in his jacket pocket.

So he had something to read as he bled to death.

"Back in the day," my grandfather started to say,

"you could walk into a grocery store with 2 dollars in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well."

"But today," he continued, "wherever you go - there are cameras."

Today, I gave a homeless man a watch, a phone, and $300.

You won't believe how happy I felt after he put his knife back in his pocket.

A dwarf was upset someone picked his pocket

He said, " How could someone stoop so low"

I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x

He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket

The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets.

I'm surprised someone could stoop so low.

I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets.

I never thought someone could stoop so low.

I was at the doctors office the other day...

So I was at the doctor's office and he decided to prescribe a drug for an illness. But when he reached into his pocket to grab a pen so he could write the prescription, he instead pulled out a thermometer. He looked at it, then turned to me and said "Great, some asshole's got my pen."

Its so cold in Washington DC

I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

I didn't realize how cold it was outside today...

... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets

I'm the kind of guy that knows what every woman really wants

Pockets. Women want fully functional pockets.

Woman:"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just
happy to see me?"

Man: "Either way love, we'll be having sex in a minute"

A nurse goes to write something down, reaches into her pocket and takes out a rectal thermometer

"Ugh, some asshole's got my pen!"

Two magicians walk into a bakery

The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."

Sperm Bank

At a sperm bank one day, a man walks up with a ski mask and a gun. He points the gun at the lady at the desk.
"Sir.. this is a sperm bank.." says the lady.
"I know. Get out three bottles of sperm" he commanded.
So she obeys and takes out three bottles of frozen sperm.
"Drink it." says the man.

So she wincingly swallows each gulp until they're all empty. Disgusted she takes a look at the man as he takes off his ski mask and pockets his gun.

"See honey? It's not that hard."

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