Ply Jokes

Funniest Ply Short Jokes

Short ply jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ply humour may include short cheap jokes also.

1. I got in touch with my inner self today. Note to self, never get the 1 ply toilet paper again.
2. Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper? Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
3. I got in touch with my inner self today. Thats the last time I'm buying 1 ply toilet paper at the dollar store.
4. In touch with your inner self. If you want to get in touch with your inner self, it's easy. Just buy single ply toilet paper.
5. Toilet paper... Whoever it was that invented single ply toilet paper, I'd like to shake his hand.
6. I've been getting in touch with my inner self recently... ...but I guess that's just what happens when you get single ply toilet paper.
7. I got in touch with my inner self today at Disney World I can't believe that a multi billion dollar company can't afford 3 ply toilet paper.
8. My counsellor told me I needed to get in touch with my inner self. So I've switched to single ply toilet paper.
9. My work replaced our regular toilet paper with single ply. Everybody hates it... ...Its really tearable.
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   part credit to Amb_33 (thanks).
10. I came in touch with my inner self today. This is the last time i buy single ply toilet paper...

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Ply One Liners

Which ply one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ply? I can suggest the ones about remover and roll.

1. I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again.
2. What's the quickest way to get in touch with your inner self? Single-ply toilet paper
3. I'm really in touch with my inner self today. Really need to buy 2 ply tissue.
4. Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self.
5. What kind of tissues do mathematicians like? Multi-ply
6. What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper? The kind that has multi ply's.
7. Whoever the guy is that invented 1-ply toilet paper … I'd like to shake his hand.
8. CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self: Use 1 ply toilet paper
9. There is new innovation for single ply toilet paper It features breakthrough technology
10. The man who invented single-ply toilet paper had a real breakthrough.
11. 1-ply toilet paper. Is there supposed to be more?
12. I kind of like single ply toilet paper... It helps me get in touch with my inner self.
13. Did you know Plies had a little brother? His name's Wire Cutters.
14. Why did the Buddhist buy single ply toilet paper? To get in touch with his inner self.
15. I like my truck tires the way I like my toilet paper... 10 ply and puncture proof..

One Ply Toilet Paper Jokes

Here is a list of funny one ply toilet paper jokes and even better one ply toilet paper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My roommate rapes me daily Not physically, he just buys one-ply toilet paper
• What do Daniel Day Lewis and one-ply toilet paper have in common? "There will be blood."

Amusing Ply Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about ply you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breakthrough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ply pranks.