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I got in touch with my inner self once...

Never buying single ply toilet paper again.

I had a breakthrough and got in touch with my inner self.

That's the last time I buy single ply toilet paper.

I got in touch with my inner self today.

Note to self, never get the 1 ply toilet paper again.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

My favorite one liner

Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self.

I got in touch with my inner self today.

Thats the last time I'm buying 1 ply toilet paper at the dollar store.

In touch with your inner self.

If you want to get in touch with your inner self, it's easy. Just buy single ply toilet paper.

CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self:

Use 1 ply toilet paper

I've been getting in touch with my inner self recently...

...but I guess that's just what happens when you get single ply toilet paper.

I got in touch with my inner self today at Disney World

I can't believe that a multi billion dollar company can't afford 3 ply toilet paper.

I came in touch with my inner self today.

This is the last time i buy single ply toilet paper...

My counsellor told me I needed to get in touch with my inner self.

So I've switched to single ply toilet paper.

What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper?

It's already shitty before you use it.

I fucking hate cheap 1 ply toilet paper....

It's just so shitty

I felt shit this morning...

That's the last time I use 1 ply.

My therapist told me to get in touch with my inner self.

So I bought single ply toilet paper.

I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual.

I easily get in touch with my inner self.

People who buy one ply resemble their toilet paper.

Shitty and Transparent

Do you ever wonder why large buildings like malls and hospitals only buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Prices matter when you buy it by the shit load

John Wayne toilet paper

A Native American walks into a corner store and asks the cashier if there's any toilet paper for sale.
The cashier responded, "We have 2 kinds of toilet paper, the premium super soft 3 ply Charmin and our cheap store brand that doesn't have a name."
"Give me the cheap one." And the guy went home.
A few days later, the Native American comes back and tells the cashier that he's come up with a name for their store brand toilet paper: John Wayne.
"Why? Because he's rough and he's tough and he don't take shit from Indians."

I kind of like single ply toilet paper...

It helps me get in touch with my inner self.

Third Eye Blind really sold out.

I was watching a toilet paper commercial and heard them singing double ply charmin wipes .

I like my truck tires the way I like my toilet paper...

10 ply and puncture proof..

So my brother works at a research facility. His employer only stocks the bathrooms with single ply toilet paper.

They say it leads to the most breakthroughs

What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common?

You BOTH eat *da*-booty!

Your new nickname is 1 ply t-p

cuz you eat the ass like 1 ply toilet paper

How do you offend a toiletries salesman?

Put an art degree on the same shelf as his one ply.

Why did the Buddhist buy single ply toilet paper?

To get in touch with his inner self.

I got in touch with my inner self today.

That's the very last time I'm using single ply toilet paper

I've been getting in touch with my inner self lately.

And I tell you what, that's the last time I buy single ply toilet paper.

I got in touch with my inner self today....

...that's what I get for buying single ply loo roll.

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