The Best 5 Plutonium Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plutonium jokes. There are some plutonium thorium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plutonium benzene puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plutonium Jokes and Puns

The periodic table just got one block smaller

Scientists now say Plutonium is not a real element

What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?

Nuclear fission

Why was the 24,100 year old plutonium upset?

It was having a half-life crisis.

Why does plutonium stink?

Because it's chemical element symbol is Pu.

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!


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