Plutonic Jokes

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Why was Zeus surprised when Hades married Persephone?

He thought their relationship was only Plutonic.

People keep saying my dwarf best friend is in love with me

But our relationship is strictly plutonic.

I'm like Pluto.

Are my relationships end up plutonic, and I don't even have to planet.

You should never ask out an astronomer

They always want to keep things Plutonic.

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