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Apparently he's too small to be a dog.
The orbituaries.
Its Self Ex-Planetary
For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet...
Because hes not a planet.
Reporters asked "how can you tell?"
And NASA said "from the bark, you dummies!"
Pluto.
this means it's now the front-runner to be awarded the next Fifa World Cup.
I have a very cold heart
Because it took a long time to planet.
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To find Pluto.
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus
Your Mum
He didn't planet right
Pu! Pu! Pu!
He's a dyslexic god
Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?
If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?
"...no! There are only 49 states, cause scientists say Pluto doesn't count."
It's Ex-planet-ory
Because he's not a planet.
But he forgot to planet
Because it's chemical element symbol is Pu.
They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.
Because god didn't planet
It was a tough year.
If she can't be categorized as a planet then neither can Pluto.
I was big enough for your mom.
- Pluto
Jupiter said to Pluto "Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you're expecting!"
To which Pluto replied "Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn't planet!"
But he has no idea where to go. His archangel, Michael, is helping him decide.
"How about Pluto?" He asks
"Nah, it's too cold there."
"Well, what about Saturn?"
"Nah, not a fan of the rings."
"Well then how about Earth?"
"Are you kidding me? I vacationed there 2,000 years ago, accidentally knocked this chick up, and they're still talking about it!"
That's why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.
He couldn't plan-it
Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
Then all the other genders must be from Pluto.
This small frozen world is a stereotypical red dot.
Are my relationships end up plutonic, and I don't even have to planet.
Seriously, how'd it turn from a planet into some freaking dog?!
After sitting down, Jupiter says: "I'm the biggest planet, give me the biggest beer you have."
Saturn says: "I'm the best looking planet, give me the fanciest drink you have."
Pluto says: "I know I'm not a planet, but give me a shot."
He wanted to find Pluto!
Earth: so how are we going to do this?
Pluto: don't ask me. I don't know how to Plan-et.
He's trying to cope with it, but Charon took the kids.
Because he didn't planet well.
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