Plush Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plush jokes. There are some plush squishy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plush fabric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Playful Plush Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

Reality Check

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

Do you know her? the wife asks.

Yes, the husband says. She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

My goodness! the wife says. Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

Golf

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.

Me and the wife were walking past this plush restaurant last night and she said 'wow it smells amazing in the there!'. I thought, let's treat her...

...so we walked past it again.

I bought my best friend a plush elephant to keep in his room.

Friend: "Thank's for the elephant!"

Me: "Don't mention it."

My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material

But I won't be suede

Dad, there's a monster under my bed! A kid cries.

The dad looks under, frowns, and pulls up a Kirby plush.

Son, this is an adorable orb from space.

Why doesn't anyone go into plushy manufacturing?

The process is so teddious.

For Christmas my wife wants a stuffed turkey for dinner

I bought her a plush turkey toy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the plush brassiere puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working plush prolific piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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