Plush Jokes
5 plush jokes and hilarious plush puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plush that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Plush Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good plush joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Elmo gone wrong…
A new hire at Hasbro was assigned to quality control on the Tickle Me Elmo line.
After an hour, the line foreman saw the line grind to a stop. Frustrated workers are yelling, stepping away from the machines, and angrily looking towards the end of the line.
There is the new hire, furiously working with needle and thread, empty boxes and plush Elmos falling around her. The foreman goes over to see what the problem is, and finds a stack of red felt pieces and a bucket of marbles.
No, no!! I told you to give each Elmo two *test tickles!!*
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Golf
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.
My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material
But I won't be suede
Dad, there's a monster under my bed! A kid cries.
The dad looks under, frowns, and pulls up a kirby plush.
Son, this is an adorable orb from space.
Why doesn't anyone go into plushy manufacturing?
The process is so teddious.
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