Following is our collection of funny Plush jokes. There are some plush squishy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plush fabric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.
Do you know her? the wife asks.
Yes, the husband says. She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.
My goodness! the wife says. Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?
...so we walked past it again.
Friend: "Thank's for the elephant!"
Me: "Don't mention it."
But I won't be suede
The dad looks under, frowns, and pulls up a Kirby plush.
Son, this is an adorable orb from space.
The process is so teddious.
I bought her a plush turkey toy.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the plush brassiere jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working plush prolific piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.