Playful Plush Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
Reality Check
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.
Do you know her? the wife asks.
Yes, the husband says. She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.
My goodness! the wife says. Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?
Golf
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.
Me and the wife were walking past this plush restaurant last night and she said 'wow it smells amazing in the there!'. I thought, let's treat her...
...so we walked past it again.
I bought my best friend a plush elephant to keep in his room.
Friend: "Thank's for the elephant!"
Me: "Don't mention it."
My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material
But I won't be suede
Dad, there's a monster under my bed! A kid cries.
The dad looks under, frowns, and pulls up a Kirby plush.
Son, this is an adorable orb from space.
Why doesn't anyone go into plushy manufacturing?
The process is so teddious.
For Christmas my wife wants a stuffed turkey for dinner
I bought her a plush turkey toy.
