Plus Size Jokes
20 plus size jokes and hilarious plus size puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plus size that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Plus Size Short Jokes
Short plus size jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plus size humour may include short big people jokes also.
- The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone We'll call it the LGbtq+
- JCPenney just moved the women's Plus Size department downstairs. Is this yet another example of fat acceptance? Or are they just tired of the escalator breaking?
- I like my women how I like my iPhones A plus-sized 6 or 7.
I can't afford anything better than an 8. - Have you heard about Chubby's Plus Size Brothel? They say it's how you get the biggest bang for your buck.
- What do MOAB and Amy Schumer have in common? Apart from being plus-sized, they both really know how to bomb!
- Some people thought the plus-size iPhone would be a failure... but I knew eventually it would be a huge 6s
- This girl got mad at me because I told her she could be a plus size model I don't know what her deal is, she's already a model.
- What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies.
- Thinking about opening a l**... shop for plus size women ....... Gonna call it KING thong
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Plus Size One Liners
Which plus size one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plus size? I can suggest the ones about big glasses and overweight.
- What kinds of clothes do protons wear? Plus sizes!
- What do you call a plus sized model? A roll model.
- Finally, I got the model wife I always wanted Unfortunately she's a plus size model
- The 20 Most Popular Plus-Size Models in the World
Plus Size Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about plus size you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean obese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plus size pranks.
A North American arrives in the UK on vacation and needs directions.
Two plus size women with accents are walking by. The Foreigner says excuse me. Do you two gals happen to be from England . One of the women replies No idiot. Wales!!!!
The Foreigner is taken aback. I'm sorry, let me start over he says. Excuse me. Do you two whales happen to be from England?
A man walks into a bar and sees a plus sized stripper dancing on a table..
He tells her, "Nice legs!"
"Wow, you really think so?"
"Definitely," he replies, "most tables would have collapsed for sure."
Three "plus size" women walk into an Irish bar, and order 3 Bwrz Fynt's
The bartender says, "I can't understand what you said."
One of the girls says, "I'm sorry, we're from Wales."
The bartender replies, "That explains everything."