Plural Jokes

Funniest Plural Short Jokes

Short plural jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plural humour may include short singular jokes also.

1. board game Shop Me: I want a dice.
   Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
   Me: I want 2 die.
   Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
   Me: I want 2 die alone.
2. A conversation with my 7 year old brother. "Look at all of these beautiful horse"
   "Horses"
   "Horse is already plural, isn't it?"
   "You're thinking of elk"
   "Holy mooses, you're right"
3. What's the plural of compass? This one's best if you say it out loud.
   What's the plural of octopus?
   Octopi.
   What's the plural of compass?
   Cumpie.
4. In Spanish the gender of the word for water changes depending on if it is singular or plural. El Agua, Las Aguas. I guess that means it is gender fluid.
5. Bob the cactus is talking to his wife, Mandy. Mandy says: "You're so selfish. You have to remember that it's cact-US."
   Bob responds: "Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I."
6. My name is Alex. My mom was going to name me 'Alec,' but she knew I was going to be fat.
   So she decided to make my name plural.
7. Do people with multiple personalities prefer… …to be referred to as plural pronouns or singular pronouns?
8. If the plural for mouse is mice Why isn't the plural for rat rice?
9. What Is The Plural Of Goosebumps... Geesebumps.
10. If the plural of "mouse" is "mice" and the plural of "louse" is "lice"... Then why isn't the plural of "house" "hice"?

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Plural One Liners

Which plural one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plural? I can suggest the ones about plain and noun.

1. I like my women like I like my fish. An irregular plural.
2. What's the plural of neckbeard? There isn't one. They're all singular.
3. When is "us" singular and 'i' plural? When you're Roman.
4. English grammar The plural of Karen is HOA.
5. What is the plural of calzone? Calztwo
6. How does George Takei say the plural of hippopotamus? Hippopot oh my
7. The plural form of polenta Is polenty .
8. What is the plural of octopus? Octoplus
9. What's really helpful until pluralized? Aid.
10. What's the plural of "Referendum"? Riots.
11. My English is terrible, but at least I know the plural for mouse which is mice.
12. What is the plural form of rice Answer: Extra rice
13. What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"? Data
14. What is the plural of manatee? Menatee
15. What's the proper plural of beer? ​
    ​
    Sixpack.

Singular Plural Jokes

Here is a list of funny singular plural jokes and even better singular plural puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The singular of Sheep So if the plural of goose is geese,
  And the plural of moose is meese,
  Then the singular of sheep is shoop!
• Don's say "magicarps", "magicarp" is already plural. The singular would be "magus carp".
• It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and p**... are plural.
• Why is a bra singular and p**... plural?

Comical Plural Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about plural you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean primitive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plural pranks.