The Best 28 Plural Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plural jokes. There are some plural gander jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plural analogies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plural Jokes and Puns

A conversation with my 7 year old brother.

"Look at all of these beautiful horse"

"Horses"

"Horse is already plural, isn't it?"

"You're thinking of elk"

"Holy mooses, you're right"

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

I like my women like I like my fish.

An irregular plural.

Plural joke, I like my women like I like my fish.

My classmates and I used to argue all the time about the plural form of the word for female sex cells.

We'd go on and on and waste a lot of time in class, but finally it was resolved. Honestly, I'm glad it's ova.

Use is is are in a sentence.

The plural of is is are. :P


What's the plural of compass?

This one's best if you say it out loud.

What's the plural of octopus?

Octopi.

What's the plural of compass?

Cumpie.

My English is terrible, but at least I know the plural for mouse

which is mice.

Plural joke, My English is terrible, but at least I know the plural for mouse

First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is

"Pregnant whores?"

Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?

Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you today?

Son: I just wanted to clear my doubt. I asked her a valid question for which she had no answer, so she took out her frustration by being violent.

Dad : What was the question?

Son: I asked her why 'bra' is singular when it covers two things & 'panties' plural when it covers only one

It remains a puzzle...

...why a bra is singular and panties are plural.

Data

Today, a CS professor asked us what data is.

Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind...

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What is the plural of manatee?

Menatee

How does George Takei say the plural of hippopotamus?

Hippopot oh my

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.

Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.

Me: I want 2 die.

Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.

Me: I want 2 die alone.

When is "us" singular and 'i' plural?

When you're Roman.

Plural joke, When is "us" singular and 'i' plural?

Bob the cactus is talking to his wife, Mandy.

Mandy says: "You're so selfish. You have to remember that it's cact-US."

Bob responds: "Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I."

The singular of Sheep

So if the plural of goose is geese,
And the plural of moose is meese,
Then the singular of sheep is shoop!

What is the plural of calzone?

Calztwo


In Spanish the gender of the word for water changes depending on if it is singular or plural. El Agua, Las Aguas.

I guess that means it is gender fluid.

Vince Lombardi once said "inches make champions"

My girlfriend likes to remind me that his statement is plural.

If the plural of "mouse" is "mice" and the plural of "louse" is "lice"...

Then why isn't the plural of "house" "hice"?

What Is The Plural Of Goosebumps...

Geesebumps.

Do people with multiple personalities prefer…

…to be referred to as plural pronouns or singular pronouns?

If the plural for mouse is mice

Why isn't the plural for rat rice?

What's the proper plural of beer?





Sixpack.

My name is Alex.

My mom was going to name me 'Alec,' but she knew I was going to be fat.

So she decided to make my name plural.

What is the plural form of rice

Answer: Extra rice

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