plunger Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious plunger puns

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How do you make a blind person scream?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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My brother said his wife is "like a plunger" when she gets drunk.

She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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I should buy my girlfriend a plunger for christmas because she loves to bring up old shit.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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I thought I share this gem

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What's the worst prank you can pull on your blind brother?

Leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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How do you surprise a blind and deaf person?

Stick a plunger in their toilet.

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My wife is like a plunger

She's good at bringing up old shit.

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Hey girl are you a toilet plunger?

Because you like to bring old shit up!

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A condom is like a plunger

You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case.

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How do you surprise Hellen Keller?

Stick a plunger in her toilet.

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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A few Helen Keller jokes. Feel free to add your own!

1. "Did you know Helen Keller had a really fancy doll house?"
"Neither did she.

2. "Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?"
"You would too if your name was BALLRUGEKLHEBSKLH!"

3. "How do you punish Helen Keller?"
"Rearrange the furniture and keep a plunger in the toilet."

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I couldn't figure out what to get my girlfriend for her birthday

But then the perfect idea came to me, so I got her a toilet plunger becuase she loves bringing up old shit

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I hate using a plunger...

they work the shit out of me.

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My girlfriend is like a plunger

Always bringing up old shit!

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So it is my anniversary

I couldn't think of what to get her...

But I finally settled on a plunger, because bitches love bringing up old shit

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What would be a cruel joke to play on Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How do you trick a blind guy?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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I got my wife a plunger for her birthday...

because she just LOVES bringing up old shit.

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Hellen Keller Jokes

What's long and black?
every day

How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity?
Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes)

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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How did Anne Frank's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger in the toilet.


Why didn't Anne Frank have any kids?

The plunger went all the way through.


...she fainted.

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