Plunge Jokes

8 plunge jokes and hilarious plunge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plunge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud at this collection of Plunge jokes that are sure to bring a smile to any swimmer or polar bear enthusiast. From Dil the Polar Bear to double-dippers, we've got all the best gags for anyone who loves the chill of the polar plunge!

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Quirky and Hilarious Plunge Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good plunge joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I took the plunge three years ago, and had a vasectomy done.

Mainly because I didn't want any kids at all. However, when I got home after the operation, they were still there..

The young man finally made up his mind to tell his mother he was gay.

He could no longer keep it a secret so one evening when she was in the kitchen making supper, he took the plunge and told her.
Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay.
Immediately, his mother replied, Does being gay mean you have men's d**... in your mouth?
Well … stammered the young man. Yes, it does.
In that case, she said angrily, don't you ever criticise my cooking again.

My ex took the plunger when she left. (OC)

I found out at the s**... time.

I was at a party in middle earth last night. TreeBeard got wasted and started dunking hobbits into a giant punch-bowl of booze. The dwarves laughed and begged for a turn. Soon, a queue of creatures had formed on his branches, eager to take the plunge. I didn't get in line. I knew it was a trick…

Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents

I met a lovely, helpful person the other day

They were always asking about me, wanting to get to know me better. They seemed genuinely helpful and were there when i needed them most. They dedicated their time to me and didn't even ask for anything in return. I decided to take the plunge and kiss them!
Anyway, i need a new public defender.

The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce...

I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!

Mixed emotions: watching a bus full of lawyers plunge off a cliff...

... with five empty seats.

I've plunged into the Dead Sea and couldn't get out

I fell into a deep depression.

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