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What do pirates and pimps both have in common....

...they both say "yo h**..." and plunder the bootie!
Compliments of my gf :)

What does a Pirate say before he plans on having s**... with his wife?

[Can I plunder yer b**...?](#s)

What did the pirate say to the hot blonde?

Argh, I come to plunder your b**...!

What's the difference between a normal pirate and a s**... pirate?

The type of b**... they plunder.

Restraining order

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?
He kept trying to plunder her b**....

A pirate captain was telling his first mate how he got his injuries

First he points to his peg leg. "You see," he says, "I got thrown overboard in a terrible storm an' a great white shark bit off me leg before I could climb back up."
"That's amazing," the first mate replies, "and what happened to your hand?"
"We was boarding a ship to take its plunder an' I dueled the ship's captain. I bested him but not before he took me hand clean off. So I got a hook to replace it."
The first mate was only more impressed, "So what's the story behind the eyepatch?"
"A seagull pooped in me eye."
"That's all? You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?"
"Well, it was me first day with the hook."

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