plums Jokes

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The Three Thieves (TTT)

One day three hungry men went into the king's fruit garden without permission and stole some fruits to eat. The guards caught them and brought them in front of the king. The king ordered that the thieves should be punished by shoving the respective fruits they stole up their asses. So the guards took the first one, who stole plums from the garden and sticked a plum up his ass. The poor guy started screaming in agony. After they were done with the first one they brought in the second thief. He stole apples so they shoved an apple up his ass, but the man did not make a sound at first and then instead of screaming he started laughing hysterically. The guards were baffled and asked him:
-How come you are not feeling any pain, when we shoved a big apple up your ass? The first thief was screaming and shouting from a mere plum.
The second thief hardly containing his laughter answered:
-Well, I was just thinking about the poor third man, who stole watermelons.....

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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how do you make a fruit farmer scream?

pinch his plums

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a peacock went to a colorful event showcasing plums..

it was a global event.

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What is Batman's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA plums!

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What are the most funny Plums jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Plums? Well, here are the best Plums dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Plums pick up lines to share with friends.

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