The Best 3 Plump Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plump jokes. There are some plump fat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plump buxom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plump Jokes and Puns

My mate told me yesterday that he's started dating twins!

I asked how he could tell which one is which.

He said, 'Well, Andrea is really, really attractive - she has long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and plump red lips. Plus she's got a really nice body. Pretty much a perfect ten.

And Brian has a cock.'

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I was ice-skating today, just minding my own business, when I noticed a rather plump woman, who kept giving me the eye.

Eventually, she came over to me.

"Hi there. I'm a bit shy and I'm not very good at breaking the ice!" she laughed.

"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump

I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump, but the nearest she gets to counting calories is spotting I've nicked one of her chocolates.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the plump lumpy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working plump busty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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