Plummer Jokes
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What is a good plummer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was woken up today by a tap on my door
Odd sense of humor my plummer has.
So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess.
So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her.
What should you do when your water breaks
Call a Plummer
Christopher Plummer got an Oscar Nomination for a performance he did entirely in reshoots.
Henry Cavill's mustache was robbed.
There's an apartment with 4 floors...
... on the first floor there is an artist, on the second there's a plummer, the third there is a blind man, and on the fourth there is a woman taking a shower. The woman taking a shower hears a knock on the door, she gets out of the shower, puts her robe on and opens the door. It's the artist, "I just sold a painting for thousands of dollars!" he exclaims.
"That's wonderful, congrats!" she replies. Then the woman closes the door and gets back into the shower. A few minutes later she hears another knock. She puts her robe on and opens the door. It's the plummer.
"I finally opened my own pluming business, and will be making much more money," the plummer says.
"That's great, congrats!" the woman replies. she then gets back into the shower. Just a few moments later she hears another knock. She thinks it must be the blind man. So she gets out of the shower but decides not to put her robe on. She opens the door and it's the blind man.
"Guess what?" the blind man yells.
"What?" the woman asks.
"I can see again!"
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