The Best 28 Plumbers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plumbers jokes. There are some plumbers roofer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plumbers chiropractor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plumbers Jokes and Puns

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Plumbers are a lot like hookers...

They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,.....

Can a hooker get laid off?

There must be a special discount store for plumbers...

There pants are always 50% off

Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters?

It's a tankless job!


Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Niagara Falls

A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.

Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers

They are emotionally draining...

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What do you call a funk band composed of only plumbers?

George Sinkton and the P-Trap All Stars.

What do plumbers, Pizza Delivery guys and teachers all have in common?

Ron Jeremy

E3 2017

Xbox: We have a new console with tons of good specs, VR support, and a badass name.

Sony: We have Kojima, God of War, Crash Bandicoot, and Spider-Man

Nintendo: We have plumbers and bunnies.

What do girls and plumbers have in common when they sleep?

They both have pipedreams.

A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business

A pair of boots that get sewage all over my carpet by themselves!

How can you tell that plumbers are drug addicts?

They're always cracked out

Hanging outside trying to catch some do-it-yourself tips from the Plumbers Only Convention.

So far, no leaks.

What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?

A skeptic tank.


Whats a plumbers favourite holiday

Sink-o de mayo

What's a plumbers dream?

To work on Farrah's Fawcett and Olivia Newton's John.

What drug is the #1 killer of plumbers?

Plumber's crack.

What vegetable do plumbers hate?

Leeks.

Video games have never made me feel violent,

but they have made me respect plumbers and hedgehogs.

If bricklayers can lay bricks...

Can Plumbers lay plumbs?

Why did the plumber get arrested?

Plumbers crack.

People whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house, such as plumbers and electricians, what is the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house?

My wife.

Bit of a dad joke but I find it funny

What do plumbers and teachers have in common?


They both gotta deal with little shits all day

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