The Best 11 Plumbers Crack Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plumbers Crack jokes. There are some plumbers crack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plumbers crack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plumbers Crack Jokes and Puns

As the plumber left my house I saw something fall out of his back packet. I walked over and saw that it was a bag of drugs.

But I didn't bend down to get it, because I didn't want plumber's crack.

Never buy your hard drugs from the Roto-Rooter guy...

Plumber's crack is nasty

Why did the plumber get arrested?

Plumbers crack.

Plumbers Crack joke, Why did the plumber get arrested?

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What is the most abused substance in the water industry?

Plumber's crack.


What drug is the #1 killer of plumbers?

Plumber's crack.

Whats the difference between a plumber and a drug dealer?

I'm not addicted to a drug dealer's crack.

Plumbers Crack joke, Whats the difference between a plumber and a drug dealer?

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How can you tell that plumbers are drug addicts?

They're always cracked out

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.

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