Plugs Jokes
27 plugs jokes and hilarious plugs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plugs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short plugs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plugs humour may include short plugged jokes also.
- I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
- What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
- If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works.
- If I'm ever on life support, I want you to pull up he plug... Then wait 10 seconds and plug it back in, maybe that'll work.
- I bought my mother in law a chair for her birthday... But my wife wouldn't let me plug it in.
- As a plumber's assistant, I'm always being ordered around... "Stop that dripping, plug that leak, for God's sake... turn off the water works!" It's not my fault, I'm just an emotional guy.
- I renamed my iPhone The Titanic So when I plug it in my computer it says The Titanic is syncing.
- I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" I just changed my iPhone's name to "Titanic" and plugged it in.
It's syncing now. - My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology... .. so I plugged out his life support
- They Just Released Stephen Hawking's Last Words "1 percent battery life remaining. Please find nearest charger and plug in device"
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Plugs One Liners
Which plugs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plugs? I can suggest the ones about electric plug and clogs.
- If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in, see if that works.
- What is the worst response to "I love you"? "I'm still pulling the plug Grandma"
- If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem.
- I renamed my iPod The Titanic When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".
- My boss asked me to fix the plug on his lamp... I simply refused.
- A spark plug walks into a bar And the bartender says " don't you go starting anything"
- I bought my ex-girlfriend a new chair... ...but the state won't let me plug it in.
- Today I aggressively plugged in my phone Needless to say, it got turned on.
- What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious.
- Why is space cold? There is no where to plug in the space heaters.
- My wife complained that long baths feel draining So I got her a plug.
- I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync.
- I like my women like I like my plug sockets Turned on and me forking them
- Why aren't British electrical plugs allowed to do anything? They are always grounded.
- Where do plugs like to shop? The outlet mall.
Comedy Plugs Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about plugs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plunger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plugs pranks.
This is true: I picked up a pack of ear plugs at work today and it had three in the pack
The maintenance guy said that's the Spock pack
Me: Spock pack?
Maint: aye; one for the left ear, one for the right ear - and one for the final front ear
Indian Taxi Driver
My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his c**... Punjabi music at the top of his voice.
He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.
I smiled back at him, "Yes," I replied, as I put them up my nostrils.
How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in.
Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Got arrested by cops for celebrating earth day and switching off all plugs
Shouldn't have done it in a hospital i guess
A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
Trump is really good about his ears.
He wears ear plugs at loud concerts.
He makes sure his ear wax doesn't build up.
He keeps the gray hairs growing out of his ears nice and trimmed.
He's quite possibly the most ear responsible president we've ever had.
An electrician's son removed one wire from each of his father's power plugs.
His father asks him furiously: Why did you do that? What's wrong with you?
Son: Nothing, dad. It's just a phase.
Father: You're grounded.
I was working on sealing a leak in a crack in my foundation when a friend told me I should look for one at the s**... shop...
...At first I was skeptical but I gave it a try and I must say, I was quite disappointed because it was everything but plugs.
I've been giving the wife a lot of o**... s**... lately.
When she gets bored she just puts her ear plugs in.
Did you hear about the guy who was assaulted with electrical plugs?
His attackers used a two-prong strategy.
