The Best 62 Plug Jokes

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If I'm ever on life support, unplug me...

Then plug me back in, see if that works.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

A question for your doctor

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor

How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now if you would be so kind as to proceed to bed no.39

Asylum

A reporter is looking for a new story and thought an asylum for the insane would make a nice story. There, his first question is how they know who is sane and who's insane. "Well," the woman working there replied "We give everyone a teaspoon, a tablespoon and a bucket. Then we lead them to the bathroom and ask them to empty the bathtub as fast as they can". "Obviously, the sane people would use the bucket" the reporter says.

"No, the sane people would use the plug..."


My boss asked me to fix the plug on his lamp...

I simply refused.

If I'm ever in a coma unplug me.

Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem.

"Your generation is too reliant on technology," my grandfather said to me.

"No, YOUR generation is too reliant on technology!" I said as I pulled the plug of his life support in order to further prove my point.

Your generation is too reliant on technology," said my grandpa

"No, your generation is too reliant on technology," I retorted as I pulled the plug on his life support to further prove my point.


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As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable.

I guess power corrupts.

If I'm ever on life support, I want you to pull up he plug...

Then wait 10 seconds and plug it back in, maybe that'll work.

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During a visit to the mental hospital....

..a visitor asks the Director what criterion defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

The Device Too Big To Fail

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, The 
Titanic is syncing.

I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen

It's now in the sync.

My grandfather told me my generation is too dependant on technology now-a-days.

I told the doctor to pull his plug.

My last days.

If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!

I bought my ex-girlfriend a new chair...

...but the state won't let me plug it in.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me...

And then plug me back in. See if that works.


A husband and wife...

Were sitting at home when the husband suddenly said, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to be kept alive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So the wife got up, pulled the plug on the T.V. and threw out all of his beer.

The guy that invented/designed the USB plug died about a month ago.

At his funeral they lowered his coffin into the ground, then pulled it out and turned it around and put it back, then pulled it up again....

I named my phone "The Titanic...."

So when I plug it in to charge it says, "The Titanic is syncing"

TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks.

Whoops. Wrong sub.

So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust...

I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party.

The right to die

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room, and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.

I was hanging out with my grandfather.

I was on my phone when he knocks it out of my hands and said " You rely to much on technology " red in the face with rage I scream " No YOU rely to much on technology" as I pull the plug on his life support.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the men can plug the leak, sail away, and start better lives.

I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more

So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument

What is the worst response to "I love you"?

"I'm still pulling the plug Grandma"

Everything updates these days...

PC - updating.
TV - updating.
Tablet - updating.
Phone - updating.

I am afraid to plug in the iron.

My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.

It's a shameless plug.

Did you know they were making dual-sided USB?

Now it'll only take **6** tries to plug it in.

My wife complained that long baths feel draining

So I got her a plug.

Where do plugs like to shop?

The outlet mall.

I was recently at a mental institution and asked the director how he knew when someone needed to be admitted...

He said: "We fill up a bath tub with water and offer the person a teaspoon, a tea cup, and a bucket to empty the tub."

I said: "Oh, a normal person would chose the bucket cause it's bigger!"

He replied: "No, a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the window or the door?"

A man rubs a bottle and a genie comes out,

The genie says to the man, "I will grant you one wish however, it must be within reason" The man thinks for a second and says "I want a dragon!" the genie replies "Are you mad? I said within reason!" Again the man thinks and finally speaks. "I wish for the ability to plug a USB cable in right every time." The genie thinks, then says,

What color do you want your dragon?

Man thinks he has all the power...

...but the power comes from the socket, not from the plug.

Men vacuum the same way they have sex

They just put the plug in, make noises for 3 minutes, then collapses on the couch and thinks that the wife should only be delighted.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber!

Just kidding; if you were a vegetable, I'd pull the plug.

I bought my mother in law a chair for her birthday...

But my wife wouldn't let me plug it in.

A spark plug walks into a bar...

Bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

They Just Released Stephen Hawking's Last Words

"1 percent battery life remaining. Please find nearest charger and plug in device"

A man goes to an asylum and asks

How do you admit your patients? The psychiatrist says Well, we fill a bathtub full of water then give them a spoon, a cup and a bucket then we tell them to empty the bathtub . The man replies I see, so the sane person would take the bucket , and the psychiatrist replies No, the sane person will pull the drain plug. Would you like your room to have a balcony sir?

The doctor was showing the visitor around the insane asylum

,and showing him a test to decide whether people should be admitted as patients. "We fill a bathtub with water and we hand the person a teaspoon, a cup, and a pail." "Oh," says the visitor, "So the normal person will use the pail to empty the tub." The doctor replied, "No, actually, a normal person would pull the plug. So, would you like a private room?"

My family is putting an electrical plug in our elm tree.

They were going to put it in the bushes, but I convinced them that a tree-prong outlet would be better for the ground.

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"Tree-prong outlet" stolen from an engineer I was talking to today, but joke format is all mine.

How do you get your grandparents to stop saying your life depends on technology?

Reply, No, u. as you reach for the plug.

What do you cover for protection, plug up the rear, and finger all day?

Your phone lol (sorry really high)

Why is space cold?

There is no where to plug in the space heaters.

Did you hear about the new store where you can plug in robotic limbs?

It's great even though they charge an arm and a leg.

If something doesn't work, unplug it and plug it back in, it fixes it every time.

Except for Grandma.

I hate watching Showtime because they are always showing commercials for their own shows.

It's just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

As a plumber's assistant, I'm always being ordered around... "Stop that dripping, plug that leak, for God's sake... turn off the water works!"

It's not my fault, I'm just an emotional guy.

Having sex isn't as hard as you might think.

It's just plug and play.

A man joins the mob and becomes the personal assistant to the Godfather

One day he receives a text message from the boss. "I've been having problems with my wife. Please pull the plug and then call someone in to take care of the matter."

The man knows better than to question the Godfather, so he dutifully carries out the command. He shoots the boss's wife, and then calls in the clean up crew.

But a short while later, he receives another message. "Stupid autocorrect. I meant wifi."

What's the difference between vegetation and vegetables?

You don't have to pull the plug on vegetation.

4 engineers repairing a car

*there are 4 engineers in a car but it doesn't start*

Mechanical engineer: the spark plug must be broken

Chemical engineer: there must be impurities in the gas

Electrical engineer: the contact must be broken

Computer engineer: what if we exit and enter the car another time?

A man to a psychiatrist:

How do you select who should be admitted to your facility? The psychiatrist replies: We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub. The man smiles: Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket. The Psychiatrist replies: No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?

Let it be known that if I'm ever being electrocuted . . .

I just want them to pull the plug on me.

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
Oh, I understand, I said. A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. No. said the director, A normal person would pull the plug, Do you want a bed near the window?

What do you call a butt plug being utilized by a guy?

A manhole cover

I renamed my iPhone The Titanic

So when I plug it in my computer it says The Titanic is syncing.

A man and his wife was sitting in the living room

Husband:Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

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