Plucks Jokes
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A man walks up to the Widow at a f**... and asks if he can say a word.
"Of course", she replies.
The man plucks up the courage and says, "Bargain".
The Widow looks at him, teary eyed and says,
"Thank you so much, that means a great deal".
A Brit, a German, and an Irish man walk into a bar and order a beer....
The Brit sees a fly in his beer. He asks the bartender for a new beer, and drinks it.
The German sees a fly in his beer. He plucks it out, throws it on the ground, and drinks it.
The Irish man sees a fly in his beer, he plucks it out, holds it over the beer, stares at the fly and leans in, screaming: SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!!
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