The Best 5 Pluck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pluck jokes. There are some pluck haul jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pluck goose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pluck Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into a bar

He sees some meat hanging off the ceiling. Curious he asks the bartender,

"What's with all the hanging meat?"

Bartender replies, "It's a challenge for the patrons. If you can touch the meat, you win $1000. If you can't, I pluck one of your eyeballs out."

The man looks at the floor, then looks up to the ceiling. He then says,

"I won't do it...the steaks are too high."

A man had a goose on top of a building. What's the easiest way for him to get down?

Pluck it off the goose.

I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning.

It was an oversight.

What did the esthetician say to the rude customer demanding a free eyebrow job?

I just don't give a pluck.

In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair...

3 of the 5.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pluck strum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pluck pull piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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