The Best 20 Plow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plow jokes. There are some plow field jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plow dipstick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plow Jokes and Puns

A drunk driver is being interrogated

Detective : okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top

Driver : I don't know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water..

Detective : Your water is on its way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated.

Driver : NO! I swear, I just lost control of the car and I was gonna either hit that one guy to the left of the road or plow into that open picnic party full of kids that was on the other side of the road. What would you have done!?

Detective : well, I would have turned for the one guy

Driver : Exactly what I thought as well! But then that guy ran into the picnic party and I had to go after him.

Farmer and Son

A farmer wrote a letter to his son in jail for robbing a bank
This year, I can't plant potatoes because you are not here to plow the field."
The son wrote back, Papa, don't dare plow the field That is where I hid the money I stole.
The police intercepted the letter and by the next day they'd dug up the entire field but found nothing. The son wrote to his father, Now you can plant your potatoes.

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, now you can follow me over to Target."

Plow joke, A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

I plowed through a gaggle of geese on the road

It gave me Goosebumps


Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas

I asked my wife if she wanted to play Snowstorm...

Her: How do you play?

Me: Take off your clothes, lay down, and pretend to be a highway in the middle of a snowstorm.

Her: And then what?

Me: I'll plow you.

Plow joke, I asked my wife if she wanted to play Snowstorm...

The Farmer had an ill-tempered Donkey.

The donkey would refuse to plow the fields and would kick any anyone that came close to him. One unfortunate day, the donkey kicked the farmer's wife, who died from the blow. During the funeral, thousands of men showed up from all over the province. Feeling amused, a neighbor asked the farmer, "Thats a lot of men paying their respects. Was your wife popular back in the day?"

The farmer bursts out laughing and says, "No, they're here to buy the donkey!"

Farmers dont make love

They plow!

Why do snow plow operators get paid?

Snow Banks.

I'm disappointed BIC company doesn't make gardening equipment

Who wouldn't want to have a Dig Bic Plow

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting on a tree branch, watching a farmer plow his field...

The owl looks at the squirrel, and doesn't say anything, because owls don't talk.
Then the owl eats the squirrel, because he's a bird of prey.

What do you call an ex-criminal who solicits his services to farmers to plow their fields?

A contractor

I asked the plow man how business was this time of year

"Just scraping by" he replied

I got paid $20 to plow an old lady. I exceeded her expectations by a mile...

I did her driveway and she only wanted the porch.

I put some snow on your head.

Now I can plow you.

Plow joke, I put some snow on your head.

for my English teacher

this is the code of edmodo I do not know what you plow but it's not my problem(ppd3xx6nj)

I don't need Netflix and chill

I have pizza and plow

Did you hear about Matt Lauer?

More like Matt Plow her without consent, amiright?


What do you call sex with a white girl?

snow plow

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the plow tyres jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working plow shovel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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