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Funniest Plotting Short Jokes

Short plotting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plotting humour may include short planning jokes also.

  1. I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.
  2. I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable
    And a little flat
    Good special f(x) though
  3. I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday's joke was plotting.... ...weapons of math instruction.
  4. There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
    ( Possibility OC?)
  5. I have a story for you. A guy pours cement all over a plot of land... and then the plot thickens.
  6. I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens...
  7. It's my cake day! Here is my favorite joke: Someone's been adding soil to my garden...
    ...the plot thickens
  8. For years, I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden and when I asked her about it, she just giggled and shrugged... The plot thickens...
  9. I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper, and a very strange look on his face yesterday I think he may be plotting something.
  10. I plotted all of my past relationships on a chart It had an ex axis and a why axis.

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Plotting One Liners

Which plotting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plotting? I can suggest the ones about graphing math and graph.

  1. What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot? 671 Hallmark movies.
  2. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  3. I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it. The plot thickens.
  4. Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens
  5. Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot: It worked.
  6. In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot.
  7. I accidentally put corn starch in my novel.. The plot thickened.
  8. I don't trust people with graph paper They're always plotting something
  9. I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened
  10. Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something.
  11. How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot? Because it worked.
  12. Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot
  13. Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  14. Never trust anybody who has graph paper. They're always plotting something.
  15. I love spoiling the plot of The Picture of Dorian Gray Never gets old

Plotting joke, I love spoiling the plot of The Picture of Dorian Gray

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about plotting can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of plotting puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uplifting Plotting Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about plotting you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean planner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make plotting prank.

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.

Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

I'll leave now.

Two chemists walk into a bar.

Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."
The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.

"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.

I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.

This season of Earth is not realistic

So many plot holes. Like, where did the m**... hornets go? Why introduce them if they're not important to the story?
I'm feeling Lost.

Plot Twist

A hotel receptionist gets a call*
Man: Hello, I'm in room 210, you need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she's saying that she's going to jump out of the window.
Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal problem. We cannnot help you with that.
Man: Listen you idiot. The window is not opening and that's a MAINTENANCE problem.

There was an old professor who started every class with a v**... joke.

After one particularly n**... example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of w**... in India?
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
Wait, ladies, cried the professor, The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!

Plotting joke, There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service...

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