The Best 4 Pliers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pliers jokes. There are some pliers tools jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pliers tooth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pliers Jokes and Puns

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Two English men and an Irish man are in a bar.

The first English man says "I think my wife is cheating on me with an electrician, I found a pair of pliers under our bed."

The second English man says "My wife is cheating on me with a plumber, I found a pipe under our bed."

The Irish man looks at both English men and says "Well my wife is cheating on me with a horse. Last night I found a jokey under our bed."

What happens when you try to pull out a tooth using the "string and doorknob trick" or a pair of pliers?

You get fired from your job as a dentist.

What do you call a bottle that eats pliers, screwdrivers, and hammers?

A tool eater bottle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pliers dungeons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pliers disciples piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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