Plethora Jokes
25 plethora jokes and hilarious plethora puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plethora that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Plethora Short Jokes
Short plethora jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plethora humour may include short plenty jokes also.
- I'm going to call my new dog Plethora
That might not be much to you - but it means a lot to me. - Whenever I go to funerals, I always say "plethora". People tell me it means a lot to them.
- A kind stranger recently taught me the meaning of Plethora .... Thank you kind sir, It means a lot.
- I just want to thank the guy who lent me his dictionary to look for the meaning of the word plethora... It means a lot
- I've had it with people reposting that joke that mistakenly implies that "plethora" means "a lot". It's too much.
- I asked my girlfriend to say plethora She did it but then asked why?
So I told her it meant a lot. - Just wanted to say a big thank you to the man who helped me look up 'plethora' in the dictionary. It means a lot
- At a f**... Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do."
Me: *clears t**...* "Plethora."
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot." - A man walks into a f**... and asks the widow if he can say a word. The widow, sobbing in grief, agrees.
The man says "Plethora"
The Widow says "Thanks, that means a lot" - A woman is sat at her husband's f**... when a man leans in and says "Do you mind if I say a word?" "Go right ahead," she replies.
"Plethora," he says.
"Thanks," the woman smiles. "It means a lot."
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Plethora One Liners
Which plethora one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plethora? I can suggest the ones about numerous and good and plenty.
- I want to thank everyone here for teaching me the word "Plethora" It means a lot
- I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word "plethora" for me... It meant a lot.
- Thanks for explaining the meaning of the word 'plethora' to me. That means a lot.
- What can you use the word plethora for? Many things.
- Thanks for telling me the meaning of plethora It means a lot
- 'Plethora' is but a word But it means a lot
Happy Plethora Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about plethora you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean countless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plethora pranks.
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband's f**.... A man leans in to her and asks, Do you mind if I say a word? . No, go right ahead , the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his t**..., says Plethora , and sits back down.
Thanks , the woman says, that means a lot .
A man asked a widow if he could say a word at her husbands f**.... She said "Certainly."
He stood up and said "Plethora" , and the woman said "Thanks, that means a lot."
And another man stood up and said, "Bargain" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
Yet another stood up and said, "Earth" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means the world."
Yet another stood up and said, "Infinity" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means more than you can imagine."
Yet another stood up and said, "Being Alive" and the woman said, "Thanks, my husband would have loved that."
Another person simply held up a sprig of mentha spicata, and the widow said, "Thanks, that's a lovely scent of mint."
A woman is sitting at a f**..., for her husband.
A man then asks "do you mind if I say a word?"
The woman replies "No, go ahead"
The man makes his way to the front at the head of the coffin, clears his t**... and says "plethora" before returning to his seat.
"Thank you" says the woman. "That means a lot."
At a f**..., a man asks the widow if he may say a word
The widow replies of course.
The man stands up and says "Plethora".
The widow responds "Thanks, that means a lot".
A man stands up at a f**...
and says to the priest, 'Excuse me, Father... I knew the deceased. Would you mind if I said a quick word?'
The priest nods him on, so the man clears his t**..., pauses for a moment, and says, 'Plethora', before sitting back down.
The widow goes back to the man, gives him a hug and says, 'Thank you. That means a lot.'
A man goes to a f**... and asks the widow,
"Mind if I say a word?"
"Please do", she says.
Silence ensues...
The man clears his t**... and went on
"Plethora"
Tears welled up in her eyes.
"Thank you, that means a lot"
A man walks up to a widow at her husband's f**...
"Would you mind if I said a word about your husband?"
She nods, so he walks up to the podium and says "Plethora".
Returns to the widow and she hugs him and says, "Thank you, that means a lot."
A woman was sitting front row at her husbands f**...
A man walks up and says mind if I say a word?
She responds yes.
The man walks up to the podium and says Plethora
As he's walking back down the aisle, the woman stops him and says thanks, that means a lot
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's f**....
A man leans in to her and asks, Do you mind if I say a word? .
No, go right ahead , the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his t**..., says Plethora , and sits back down.
Thanks , the woman says, that means a lot .
A man was at his friend's f**... and asked the wife if he could say a word.
She agreed. The man stood at the podium and said, "Plethora." As he sat back down the wife said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
A woman was attending her husband's f**... when a man asked her if he could say a word.
The woman said yes, so the man stood up and said, "Plethora." He then sat down. The woman went over to him and said, "Thanks. That means a lot."
A woman is sitting at her dead husband's f**....
A man motions to her and asks "Do you mind if I say a word?"
She replies "No, go right ahead".
The man walks to the pulpit, clears his through and says "Plethora".
As he was returning to his seat, the woman stops him and says "Thank you, it means a lot".
An elderly woman is holding a f**... for her recently deceased husband
After the viewing, she discusses how kind and honest of a man her husband was, how she was so sad to see him go, and she bursts into tears.
Her nephew, after consoling his mourning aunt , asks May I say a word .
Through tears she says, Of course
He takes a moment and says Plethora .
His aunt, wiping her eyes, says Thank you, that means a lot.
