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Plenty Of Fish In The Sea Jokes

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  1. Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
  2. With relationships, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea... But I'm just stuck here holding my rod
  3. They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea. But until I catch one, I'm just going to be sitting here, holding my rod.
  4. They say there are plenty of fish in the sea. But until you catch one you're just holding your rod.
  5. Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one.
  6. There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod
  7. Fishing & girlfriends Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i'm stuck here holding my rod
  8. There are plenty of fish in the sea... ...and they're easy to catch if you've got a big rod.
  9. My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend... I said "There's plenty of fish in the sea." and he replied "Yeah, but it's not just the smell I miss."
  10. Hope y'all like! A guy walks up to a girl and says "Hey baby, I'm a pescatarian."
    She says "that's the worst pickup line I've ever heard."
    So he says "whatever, there's plenty of fish in the sea."

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Plenty Of Fish In The Sea One Liners

Which plenty of fish in the sea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plenty of fish in the sea? I can suggest the ones about plenty and good and plenty.

  1. There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod.
  2. There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish.
  3. Why do people become pescatarians? Because there's plenty of fish in the sea.
  4. There's plenty of fish in the sea I can't swim
  5. There are plenty of fish in the sea And I've got roofies for all of them.
  6. There are plenty of fish in the sea... I must be fishing in the Dead Sea.

Hilarious Plenty Of Fish In The Sea Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about plenty of fish in the sea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big fish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plenty of fish in the sea pranks.

I had a date yesterday

It was perfect.
It was everything I hope for in a date.
I was so happy after the date, I really want to try it again.
Can't stop thinking about it ever since I had it.
I don't know if I should get too attached too soon.
Besides, like they say, there are plenty other fish in the sea.
I should probably try something else as well? I think I should.
Tomorrow I'll try a grape.

There's plenty of fish in the sea they say.

Until I catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod

So they say there are plenty of fish in the sea...

and yet here I am still playing with my rod.

Updoot for blue cheese day! Yayy

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike.
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

There are plenty of fish in the sea

but until I find the one for me, I'm going to sit here holding my rod..if you know what I mean..

Dad:Look sweetie there's plenty of other fishermen in the sea.

Daughter: Don't you mean fish?
Dad: Jesus Christ! You're a lesbian!?!?

What did the fish say to his friend who lost his wife in the Fukushima disaster?

There's plenty of other fission the sea

They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but what happens when someone can't catch any fish?

They become master baiters.

If single life is hard don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

You just have to weave through all the plastic

I keep hearing there are plenty of fish in the sea.

But in have yet to encounter an actual mermaid.

Today I had an argument with my gf.

She threatened to leave me and saying "there is plenty of a fish in the sea"
So I replied "there was, until you've eaten them all with chips"

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike

There is plenty fish in the sea, but until I find one, I am stuck here holding my rod.