Pledge Of Allegiance Jokes

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Pledge Of Allegiance Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

If you refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance...

Would that mean you're WAIVING the flag?

Italy has pledged their allegiance to ISIS

They are now Italian ISIS

Two kids were sitting in class

The first kid, Mike, was sitting there struggling with his work. The second girl, who was in a wheelchair, Cheryl, was finishing the work extremely quickly.
Mike asked Cheryl to help, and the first time she ignored him.
He asked her again, and she helped him, though she did it grudgingly, and made fun of him for being dumb the whole time. "This is the easiest thing I've done all day", she said laughing.
They both continued to do their own work until the pledge of allegiance came on. All the children except Cheryl stood up.
Halfway through, Mike crouched down to Cheryl and said:
"This is the easiest thing I've done all day".

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