The Best 12 Pledge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pledge jokes. There are some pledge moshe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pledge oath puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pledge Jokes and Puns

I finally took the pledge and became a vegan!

Don't worry though, I won't be the kind that tells everyone.

It's the first day for a fraternity...

It's the first day for a fraternity, and the dean is explaining the rules to the new pledges. He sternly advises them, And I must warn you of the curfew for this semester. If I catch any of you in the women's dorms past eight o'clock at night, it's fifty dollars for the first time, a hundred dollars for the second time, and five hundred dollars for the third time.

One pledge raises his hand and asks, How much for a season pass?

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

Pledge joke, How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.

It helps me rise and shine in the morning.


What superhero could Mr. Clean easily defeat?

Spider-Man, it's just takes a little pledge.

Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!

Pledge joke, Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star?

The Indian pledge starts as "All Indians are my brothers and sisters."

Funny how India and Alabama have so much in common.

What sorority did Black Betty pledge?

Lambda Lambda

If you refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance...

Would that mean you're WAIVING the flag?

For the first year of my time at college, I never had sex, all because of a stupid abstinence pledge I took for a bible study class...

...the other three years, I was just unlucky.

You can explore pledge sworn reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pledge orthodox dad jokes. There are also pledge puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


You know how doctors have the hypocratic oath

Housekeepers have one too, they call it the lemon pledge ^^^^ im sorry

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pledge cohen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pledge fruitcake piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes