Pledge Jokes
15 pledge jokes and hilarious pledge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pledge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Lost for something to say in your next Zoom meeting? Looking to make your friends laugh? Look no further than this collection of jokes based on the pledge of allegiance and other observances. Get a chuckle from funny weather pledges, fraternity pledges, synagogue covenants, and swears. Look no further for the best pledge jokes around!
Funniest Pledge Short Jokes
Short pledge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pledge humour may include short vows jokes also.
- I finally took the pledge and became a vegan! Don't worry though, I won't be the kind that tells everyone.
- How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
- If I had a dollar for every time Amber Heard lied in court I'd have enough money to fulfil her charity pledge.
- When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states Because 53 is indivisible.
- Dear Santa I ask your help to cure my dyslexia by pledging my soul to thee, oh prince of darkness.
- Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge. It helps me rise and shine in the morning.
- If Donald Trump becomes president, he pledges to prohibit the sales of pre-grated cheese.... Apparently it's in a bid to make America grate again!
(*I'm sorry i'll leave now*) - What superhero could Mr. Clean easily defeat? Spider-Man, it's just takes a little pledge.
- Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!
- The Indian pledge starts as "All Indians are my brothers and sisters." Funny how India and Alabama have so much in common.
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Pledge One Liners
Which pledge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pledge? I can suggest the ones about promise and swore.
- What sorority did Black Betty pledge? Lambda Lambda
- Italy has pledged their allegiance to ISIS They are now Italian ISIS
Pledge Of Allegiance Jokes
Here is a list of funny pledge of allegiance jokes and even better pledge of allegiance puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If you refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance... Would that mean you're WAIVING the flag?
Uproarious Pledge Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about pledge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pledge pranks.
It's the first day for a fraternity...
It's the first day for a fraternity, and the dean is explaining the rules to the new pledges. He sternly advises them, And I must warn you of the curfew for this semester. If I catch any of you in the women's dorms past eight o'clock at night, it's fifty dollars for the first time, a hundred dollars for the second time, and five hundred dollars for the third time.
One pledge raises his hand and asks, How much for a season pass?
For the first year of my time at college, I never had s**..., all because of a s**... abstinence pledge I took for a bible study class...
...the other three years, I was just unlucky.
