The Best 13 Pleasuring Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pleasuring jokes. There are some pleasuring masterbating jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pleasuring naked puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pleasuring Jokes and Puns

What is the most sensitive part of your body while pleasuring yourself?

Your ear listening for foot steps.


A man walks in on his daughter pleasuring her-self with a cucumber.

He yells at her: "Oh god, that's disgusting! I was going to eat that, and now it's gonna taste of cucumber"

a stepfather walks in on his stepdaughter

a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible

he then says,"dammit I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"

Pleasuring joke, a stepfather walks in on his stepdaughter

A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber

"What are you doing?" he shouts, "I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"

Check up.

So a guy goes to the doctor to get his check up. He gets in there and the doctors looking him over and says "you're going to have to stop pleasuring yourself" and the man asks why? The doctor replies "because I'm trying to examine you".

I recently decided I'm going to try to quit pleasuring myself.

I can already tell this is going to end up being a massive bust.

A father walks in on her daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber.

"Gross" he says, "I was gonna eat it. Now it will taste like cucumber."

Pleasuring joke, A father walks in on her daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber.

I joined a debate club today, when I arrived everyone was pleasuring themselves

They were mass debating.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile?

Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children.

Trying to sleep is like pleasuring a woman

If you succeed in doing it, you won't remember how you succeeded the next time you try it.

I came home early and caught my wife pleasuring my best friend...

...but it's okay. Masturbation is perfectly healthy and natural.

You can explore pleasuring upstairs reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pleasuring enjoy dad jokes. There are also pleasuring puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call Einstein pleasuring himself?

A stroke of genius.

I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself.

It was a real tear jerker.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pleasuring room jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pleasuring pleasured piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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