The Best 12 Pleasurable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pleasurable jokes. There are some pleasurable pleasantly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pleasurable condom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pleasurable Jokes and Puns

An American businessman was in Japan...

He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Adam's new wife

Adam had been in the garden of Eden for several years without someone to share his life with. One day, he asked God for a companion.

God said to him, "I can give you a wife that will be everything you could dream of. Humble and submissive, she will make your life nothing but pleasurable. However, to make her I'll need an arm and a leg."

Adam says, "Aw what, that sucks! What can I get for a rib?"

Pleasurable joke, Adam's new wife

How'd the redneck find his daughter in the woods?


How do you make a frog more pleasurable?

Rib it

It hurts every time!

During high-school health class, the topic of sex came up. Whilst discussing it, the teacher described it as, "the most pleasurable experience you will ever have".

After hearing this, a girl from the back of the class calls out, "You're lying! It hurts every time!"

Puzzled, the teacher finally clicks and asks, "You aren't devoutly religious, by any chance...?"

Two guys in a bar

One complains to the other about how sex with his wife isn't as pleasurable anymore due to her having loosened up over the years. So, the other says, "have you tried, you know, the 'other hole'?" The first guy sits and thinks for a bit. Finally, he speaks and says, "yeah, but I don't want to get her pregnant."

Pleasurable joke, Two guys in a bar

Masturbation is a lot like procrastination . . .

... it's often more pleasurable while done gazing at yourself in front of the mirror.

On the topic of pleasurable foods, my friend said she likes cucumbers for their "multiple uses." She said she doesnt like pickles. I said...

It's better with some dill dho

Whats the best part about hiring a prostitute?

Finishing early is pleasurable the them.

What maked a frog condom more pleasurable than a regular one?

You can explore pleasurable enjoyment reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pleasurable pleasuring dad jokes. There are also pleasurable puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I heard this from an Italian Chef: American pizza is like sex with a condom.

It gets the job done but is not nearly a pleasurable.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pleasurable enjoy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pleasurable contraceptive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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