Pleasing Jokes
34 pleasing jokes and hilarious pleasing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pleasing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your next big event a hit with these crowd-pleasing jokes that will leave your audience pleasured! From agriculture to politics, we'll show you how to create a comedy set that will have everyone rolling.
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Funniest Pleasing Short Jokes
Short pleasing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pleasing humour may include short pleasuring jokes also.
- Joke from my 12 year old why do you never see elephants hiding in tree? Because they're so good at it!
Please don't ban me - Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over. - How do you get 100 drunk and rowdy Canadians out of a pool? You say "Please get out of the pool."
- My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
- I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say black paint You have to say
Leroy, please paint that wall - Please becareful on the road Lots of people are drinking excessively and having their wives drive
- Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the military is? Every time I ask someone they say it's private.
- To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday Can you please stop calling my new phone?
- What's a good name for a detective? Mr. E
* My 9 year old daughter came up with this, so please be kind - My daughter wants a pet spider for her birthday I went to the pet store, and the owner said "that'll be $200 please", I said "$200?, it'll be cheaper getting one off the web".
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Pleasing One Liners
Which pleasing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pleasing? I can suggest the ones about pleased and making people happy.
- When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in? Quick answers please.
- A horse walked into a bar
Bartender: Hey
Horse: Yes please - What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the white house? Pardon me, please.
- How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? "Please Get Out The Pool"
- Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul
ahahahah.. please laugh - Can someone please tell me what LGBTQ+ stands for? Nobody is giving me a straight answer.
- Please don't make jokes about crucifixion. Unless you really nail the execution.
- IamA Bing search engine AMA Please. Just ask me something.
- How does an alchemist please his wife? Elixer
- I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
- PLEASE stop asking Santa for the perfect woman. I was almost kidnapped three times today.
- "I'd like this book on revenge please" Cashier: "You'll pay for that."
- PSA: Please don't call them dwarves... It's not the proper gnomenclature.
- A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please"
- My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower I said maybe.
Crowd Pleasing Jokes
Here is a list of funny crowd pleasing jokes and even better crowd pleasing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man enters an elevator of a fine hotel and says "Ballroom please" To which the lady standing in front of him replies "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
- How to spot an introvert in a crowd Please don't
- I was trying to surf yesterday The crowd wasn't too pleased. No one even waved.
- A reductionist walks into a bar... Crowd-pleasing punchline
- 22, Male, Los Angeles, and hoping to find some hot tinder matches in my area Please, this shelter's getting too crowded. I don't want to lose my house again.
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Pleasing Jokes
What funny jokes about pleasing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean liking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pleasing pranks.
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It's bec..."
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
[At a parole hearing] Officer: Tell me, why should you be released early?
Inmate: It's bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
After my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an...
...I had tons of private messages from Muslims on this site. As an apology to them I would like to say this:
"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages s**... b**... and violence."
OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threats?
Do you know any jokes?
**Her:** "Do you know any jokes?"
**Me:** "No."
**Her:** "I'll teach you one."
"Knock! Knock!"
**Me:** "Who's there?"
**Her:** "Ash."
"Now ask, Ash: who?"
**Me:** "Ash: who?"
**Her:** "Please cover your mouth when you sneeze."
**Me: rekt**
At a f**...
Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do."
Me: *clears t**...* "Plethora."
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."
Hey Eugene, do you shower after s**...?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
