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This guy had a magic door
This guy had a magic door in his house. Whenever he wanted he could open the door and step into a magic world where he was the only human in. Since he was alone in this magic world he was like the king and he could do whatever he wanted to. There was no wife to throw chores at him, no kids nagging and fighting, no dog he needs to take on a walk - no one. He was alone to do as he pleases for as long as he wanted to until his legs get numb and he has to flush down the water and get back to reality.
What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?
A credit card.
I've heard of Lawyers who mount a stag's head in their study, or Doctors who mount a lion's head in their dining room...
I guess I just don't see the problem with a British Prime Minister mounting a pig's head wherever he pleases.
After killing himself and several others, a s**... bomber is given 72 virgins to use as he pleases.
When the s**... bomber arrives, he notices that they're all on laptops. He finds this strange, and asks one what they're doing. The v**... responds, "We're playing Fortnite. Wanna join?"
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