The Best 10 Pleasantly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pleasantly jokes. There are some pleasantly entrance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pleasantly twins puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pleasantly Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a job interview...

He sits down on a chair, and the interviewer starts questioning him.

"So son, where did you receive your education?"

The man replied "Yale".

The interviewer, pleasantly surprised, says "Yale? Hard to believe you went to Yale to become a janitor. So what's your name?"

The man replied "Yack Yackson".

I like being a pessimist

I'm either right, or pleasantly surprised.

A man's printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop.

A friendly young man informed him, Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself.

Pleasantly surprised by this candor, the man said, Thanks, son. Does your boss know that you discourage business?

Actually, it was my boss's idea, said the young employee. He says that if we let people try to fix things themselves first, we end up making even more money!

Pleasantly joke, A man's printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop.

I love being a pessimist.

I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised.

Dementia

Three older men are undergoing a memory test at the doctor's office. The Doctor asks, "What is three times three?"
The first man answers, "274."
The second man answers, "Tuesday."
The third man answers, "Nine."
The doctor pleasantly surprised at the third man's correct response, inquires, "Great! How did you get that answer?"
"Simple. Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."


I met this girl Mary on tinder and took her to an all you can eat buffet I knew it wasn't going to work out when she told me she was a vegetarian so I decided to go down with guns blazing.

She came back with her salad to find me with my plate loaded up with every type of meat I could get my hands on.

I was shocked, though pleasantly surprised, when she asked for a bite of my kabab.

Mary had a little lamb.

I thought Surviving R Kelly was the name of his next album

Boy was i pleasantly mistaken

Pleasantly joke, I thought Surviving R Kelly was the name of his next album

A Swedish exchange student asked me if he could do 'meth' in my classroom after school

As a maths teacher, I was pleasantly surprised by his willingness to learn.

Being a pessimist is great

I'm always either right or pleasantly surprised.

I was pleasantly surprised that my GF's mom had passed away

all of her fake jewellery, vintage 60s style clothing, cheap make up and cosmetic products, wigs, fake eyelashes and tonnes of other unwanted stuff to a charity

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pleasantly loud jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pleasantly lovely piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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