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A politician goes on trial

Before he goes to the stand, his lawyer tells him, "remember, if you get asked a question you don't know how to answer, plead the fifth."
The bailiff asks "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
The politician pauses for a moment and says "Uh, I plead the fifth."

Did you hear about the guy who used 20% of his right not to incriminate himself?

He plead the Fifth!

What's it called when you use being drunk as an excuse for your bad behavior?

Pleading "the fifth".

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