The Best 31 Plea Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plea jokes. There are some plea court jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plea guilty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plea Jokes and Puns

Pleasing you girlfriend.

I asked a friend of mine what ways he pleases his girlfriend since I felt I was losing some spark in the bedroom. He told me, "Try waking her up with oral sex."

The next morning, I woke up early to see if it would work. She wasn't too amused. She screamed, "What are you doing!? Get that out of my mouth!"

The pleasure is all mine...

The greeting of a greedy hedonist.

I was pleasantly surprised that my GF's mom had passed away

all of her fake jewellery, vintage 60s style clothing, cheap make up and cosmetic products, wigs, fake eyelashes and tonnes of other unwanted stuff to a charity

Plea joke, I was pleasantly surprised that my GF's mom had passed away

me: "I plead insanity, your honor."

judge: "its just a parking ticket"

How do you pleasure a capitalist?

An invisible handjob.

A man and his lawyer walk into the courtroom and stand before the judge.

The judge asks "What does the defendant plea?"

The lawyer replies "Your honor, my client pleads trans-guilty."

The judge has a puzzled look on his face.

Lawyer: "He identifies himself as an innocent man."

#β€ŽBREAKING‬ Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April

Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus.

Plea joke, #β€ŽBREAKING‬ Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April

They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church

but I resolved it on Gsus

A man goes to court for public urination.

The judge asks him, "How do you plea?"

The man replies, "standing up, your honor."

What is the least pleasant state to live in?


What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people?

Gang rape.

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Who gets more pleasure from sex?

- Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman.
- Why?
- If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?

I'm really pleased to see a surge of interest in Information Technology.

Some of the most popular videos on YouTube right now are about IT!

Always plead idiocy, if you can provide evidence.

It's foolproof!

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.

So far I've got twelve fridges.

I got charged with stealing from the Apple store.

But I made a plea deal and got it reduced to scrumping.

Plea joke, I got charged with stealing from the Apple store.

There's no pleasing my wife sometimes.

She wanted help with the housework so I got my girlfriend to come round and she went mental.

For those who know nothing about pleasing a woman:

The G spot is located at the end of the word 'shopping'.

It's my pleasure to tell you what month it is...

May is International Masturbation Month!

I pleaded to my doctor, I feel constepatid!! Chuckling, he replied, I think you mean constipated.

I said, No, I just had a vowel movement!"

I'm very pleased with my birthday gift from my lesbian neighbors

I was expecting a Timex when I told them "I wanna watch", but this is even better!

A ballerina on trial went before the judge

The judge asked if she was willing to take plea deal A or plea deal B.
After much deliberation with her lawyer
She said she'd like to pliΓ©

Lot of talking about the Gigafactory getting shut down

Apparently, it's a plea deal on Elon Musk's battery charge

My mum thinks I'm funny, but I just get all of my jokes from here, what should I do

This is not a joke, it's a legitimate plea for help

What's the best board game for someone that's experienced a great deal of desperation from the opposite gender?

Men all plea

What is the most pleasing five letter word?


I was actually pleased when my ex husband came into money..

He lost his job at the bank

No Pleasing Women

My girlfriend's cat died, so I got her one just like it. Now she's locked me out of the house and is yelling "What am I supposed to do with two dead cats?"

I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content

I never had the pleasure of meeting you

Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you ...

She: Come on, we've met thrice before.

Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure.

Did you hear about the guy on trial for murder trying to get off with an insanity plea by pretending he's a fish?

He was trying to be coy

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