Playstation Jokes

57 playstation jokes and hilarious playstation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about playstation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these hilarious Playstation jokes! From comparing an Xbox to a Playstation 5 to funny gameplay jokes about the classic NES and Cluedo, this article offers something for everyone!

Funniest Playstation Short Jokes

Short playstation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The playstation humour may include short controller jokes also.

  1. Xbox and PlayStation are having a fight... Then the cops show up: "Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."
  2. PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
  3. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
  4. A wife walks in on her husband playing on his PlayStation. "The house is still filthy! I thought I asked you to sweep the house!" she says.
    "I did" replied the husband, "I found no hostiles"
  5. My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him
  6. Kids today are way too expensive. Now days they want iPads and PlayStations. They used to just get in the van if you offered them candy.
  7. What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.
  8. There are two main reasons I don't let my girlfriend use my PlayStation. 1) I don't have a PlayStation.
    2) I don't have a girlfriend.
  9. Daughter loses her first tooth Wife : "Honey see this, our daughter lost her first tooth"
    Husband : "yeah I know, she probably won't touch my PlayStation again"
  10. PlayStation 5 joke It looks like it's being squeezed to me. Like it's being forced into a dress a few sizes too small.

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Playstation One Liners

Which playstation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with playstation? I can suggest the ones about gamer and games.

  1. ps5 candle joke PS5 smells like you are not getting one !
  2. Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer
  3. The p in PS5 stands for panini.
  4. Xbox attacked Playstation. Here comes the ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
  5. What is large, black, and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation 3
  6. It looks like a router, but I dig it.
  7. I got a PlayStation for the kids. Seemed like a good deal.
  8. Playstation and Xbox had a fight. Then came the ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
  9. What's the favorite game console for Japanese priests? PlayStation
  10. Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer.
  11. The PS5’s design looks like it’ll be a skyscraper in Shanghai next year.
  12. Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer.
  13. Why doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio have a PlayStation 2? It's too old for him.
  14. I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller. I was shocked twice.
  15. My Xbox crashed into a Playstation wii-u wii-u wii-u

Sony Playstation Jokes

Here is a list of funny sony playstation jokes and even better sony playstation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Has any product design ever screamed "ugh we have to make one with a disc drive" as loudly as the PS5
  • What is the difference between a game console and a butchery? One is a Sony Playstation and the other is a pony slaystation.
  • Here's proof why Sony won't make a "PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale 2" It's a "Cross Platform Fighter".
  • What do you call memories of old Playstation? Sony-stalgia
  • PS5 pope joke Whoever made this going to h**... and I’m going with you !
  • Britney Spears got a PlayStation. Sony put a custom BIOS on it - **SCPHLAAAVE-4U** :D
Playstation joke, Britney Spears got a PlayStation.

Giggle-Inducing Playstation Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about playstation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean console jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make playstation pranks.

There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.

I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!

A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.

On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.
Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.
After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.
After 30 minutes on the treadmill he collapses from exhaustion, and says f**... me, that was hard work, I could do with a shower.'

My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him.

So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation.

The worst joke on the planet.

I bought a playstation 4.
The Xbox 1 X broke it.
SO I called the ambulance
The sound it made was

God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations.

God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations. Jesus gets a text from l**... that he wants to join them online. Jesus asks God if that's okay. God knows that it won't work because l**... plays on X-box.
He tells Jesus that l**... isn't cross-compatible.

I was seriously depressed after a recent loss. My GF bought me an Xbox

But that didn't help. So she tried a Playstation - no luck there either. She ended up going through everything from a Sega Master System to a Nintendo Switch, but nothing helped - turns out I was just inconsolable

Have you heard that PlayStation are releasing a console for cats?

It's called the PSpspspspspsps

My father, who as a child loved baseball, once told me about a time that his dad broke his favorite baseball bat in half because he came home late one night.

When I was younger, and I loved video games, my dad smashed my Playstation after he found a pack of cigarettes in my room. Now, as a father myself, I told myself I'd never do this to *my* son. My son loves BMX and wants to be in the X-Games. Last night I caught him using my credit card to gamble online. I remembered how it felt when my Playstation was destroyed and that night I broke the cycle.

Back in the 90's, Gran used to babysit us kids. One time she saw us playing playstation and said 'You're not playing that drug game!' 'What drug game?' I asked

Need for Speed

Playstation joke, Why doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio have a PlayStation 2?

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