Playmate Jokes
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Grandma and the Bible.
Every time a little boy went to a playmate's house, he found the friend's grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him.
Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much? he asked.
I'm not sure, said his friend, but I think she's cramming for her finals.
Hugh Hefner Peacefully Passed Away From Natural Causes Today.
Playmate Natural Causes could not be reached for comment.
A boy was asking his dad what the difference is between "confident" & "confidential".
Son to Dad: Dad, what is the difference between "confident" & "confidential"?
Dad: See, here is an example, you are my son, i am confident of that.
Son: I see
Dad: Now, you know our neighbor, little Timmy, your playmate right?
Son: Yah?
Dad: He's my son too, but that's confidential
Every time a little boy went to a playmate's house, he found the friend's grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally, his curiosity got the better of him.
Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much? he asked.
I'm not sure, said his friend, but I think she's cramming for her finals.
A little girl walks into the kitchen and asks her mother . . .
"Mommy, can I have a baby?"
Her mother smiles and says, "No, sweetie. You're too young."
"Are you sure?" The little girl asks.
"Yes, I'm sure."
The little girl then goes back outside and says to her playmates, "Okay boys - same game."
Did you hear p**... is featuring its first transgender playmate?
Hugh Hefner would be rolling over in his grave....if he didn't have a kickstand!
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