The Best 15 Playing It Cool Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Playing It Cool jokes. There are some playing it cool twoxchromosomes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these playing it cool playable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Playing It Cool Jokes and Puns

Two young boys go to a store

They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks "Why?" One little boy replies "It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work."

2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.

Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"

Man 2: "Yup."

Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."

Man 2: "Cool."

Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"

Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."

Chad's wife decided to surprise him on his birthday

and to show him that she's a cool wife, she took him to a strip club.

At the club:

Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight?

Wife: How does he know you?

Chad: We play golf together!

Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual?

Wife: And how does he know you?!

Chad: Um, he's on the bowling team!

Hot blonde stripper: Hey sexy, champagne room again tonight?

At this point the wife loses it and storms out of the club, dragging Chad with her, into a taxi.

Taxi driver: Hey Chad! Boy... You picked a fat one tonight huh? Same motel?

Playing It Cool joke, Chad's wife decided to surprise him on his birthday

"Son, do you know why I pulled you over?"

- Cop with Alzheimer's trying to play it cool.

So, Will Smith is playing the genie from Aladdin, well then

West Philadelphia born and raised, in a genie lamp is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out back and relaxing all cool til Aladdin showed up with little Abu then a couple of guys who were up to no good..Jafar started taking over my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my master got scared he said if you mingle with the street rats don't come back near here.


Little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother making a cake

I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished. He said to his mother.

After about two hours, the cake had finally cooled off, and him mom brought a piece of cake to Johnny's room. Upon seeing the piece of cake, the young boy exclaimed: Golly. It works!

What works? Johnny's mom asked with a puzzled expression.

Daddy told me that, in order to get a piece around here, you have to be really nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!

*cop pulls me over*

COP: please blow into this, sir

ME: *plays trumpet perfectly*

COP: okay you're definitely sober and way cool

Playing It Cool joke, *cop pulls me over*

This girl just spilt ice all over my record player.

I played it cool.

Let's play name the title

Jokes are reposted so many times here, so name the titles of these punchlines

1. Ones a hippo and ones a little lighter

2. How far do you think I can kick this bucket?

3. Obviously not

4. But it wasn't stroganoff

5. Sam sung note 7

6. Measles

7. We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wanted to become a web designer.

8. I wore the wrong sock this morning

9. Unless everyone gets them

10. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life.

Buddy saw me putting on women's lingerie after we played racquetball...

He asked, "Cool, since when do you wear sexy women's leggings?"

And I told him, "Ever since my wife found them in the glove box."

I played a cool video game with some really hammered dudes,

We were Super Smashed Bros.

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People say it's never too late to turn around and do something with your life

Cool, that means I have a lot of time left I can waste playing games all day before I do

Do you remember that radio station that 10 years ago only played music for old people?

I admit that today it is playing cool music.

It's cool that they are bringing back Tobey Maguire to play Spiderman but...

I don't feel so good about them recasting Tom Holland as Sandman

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the playing it cool indie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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