Playing It Cool Jokes
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Funniest Playing It Cool Short Jokes
Short playing it cool jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The playing it cool humour may include short keeping cool jokes also.
- *cop pulls me over* COP: please blow into this, sir
ME: *plays trumpet perfectly*
COP: okay you're definitely sober and way cool - People say it's never too late to turn around and do something with your life Cool, that means I have a lot of time left I can waste playing games all day before I do
- Do you remember that radio station that 10 years ago only played music for old people? I admit that today it is playing cool music.
- It's cool that they are bringing back Tobey Maguire to play Spiderman but... I don't feel so good about them recasting Tom Holland as Sandman
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Playing It Cool One Liners
Which playing it cool one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with playing it cool? I can suggest the ones about staying cool and stay cool.
- "Son, do you know why I pulled you over?" - Cop with Alzheimer's trying to play it cool.
- This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool.
- I played a cool video game with some really hammered dudes, We were Super Smashed Bros.
- Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool.
Hilarious Fun Playing It Cool Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about playing it cool you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playing hard to get jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make playing it cool pranks.
Two young boys go to a store
They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks "Why?" One little boy replies "It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work."
2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.
Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"
Man 2: "Yup."
Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."
Man 2: "Cool."
Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"
Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."
Chad's wife decided to surprise him on his birthday
and to show him that she's a cool wife, she took him to a s**... club.
At the club:
Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight?
Wife: How does he know you?
Chad: We play golf together!
Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual?
Wife: And how does he know you?!
Chad: Um, he's on the bowling team!
Hot blonde stripper: Hey s**..., champagne room again tonight?
At this point the wife loses it and storms out of the club, dragging Chad with her, into a taxi.
Taxi driver: Hey Chad! Boy... You picked a fat one tonight huh? Same motel?
Wife came home early from work
So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed but while we were playing, I caught her cheating. I called her out on it and she just shrugged and said, "if you're not cheating, you're not trying!" That's when her sister burst out of the closet and said to my wife, "thank God you're cool with it, I thought I was going to be stuck in there for hours!"
So, Will Smith is playing the genie from Aladdin, well then
West Philadelphia born and raised, in a genie lamp is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out back and relaxing all cool til Aladdin showed up with little Abu then a couple of guys who were up to no good..Jafar started taking over my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my master got scared he said if you mingle with the street rats don't come back near here.
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother making a cake
I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished. He said to his mother.
After about two hours, the cake had finally cooled off, and him mom brought a piece of cake to Johnny's room. Upon seeing the piece of cake, the young boy exclaimed: Golly. It works!
What works? Johnny's mom asked with a puzzled expression.
Daddy told me that, in order to get a piece around here, you have to be really nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!
Let's play name the title
Jokes are reposted so many times here, so name the titles of these punchlines
1. Ones a hippo and ones a little lighter
2. How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
3. Obviously not
4. But it wasn't stroganoff
5. Sam sung note 7
6. Measles
7. We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wanted to become a web designer.
8. I wore the wrong sock this morning
9. Unless everyone gets them
10. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life.
Play it cool...
(Phone ringing)
Boss: Why the h**... aren't you picking that up?
Me: I always answer on the third ring, it makes me seem cooler.
Boss: PICK IT UP!
Me: (rolling eyes) Fine, (picks up phone) 911 what's your emergency.
Buddy saw me putting on women's l**... after we played racquetball...
He asked, "Cool, since when do you wear s**... women's leggings?"
And I told him, "Ever since my wife found them in the glove box."
A man walked into a bar and heard, "Great tie!" He looked around and seeing no one, he heard again, "Beautiful suit!" Wondering what was going on, he saw the bartender walk up and said, "I heard a voice talking about my suit and tie, and that they looked cool, but no one's around. Dude, what's up?" The bartender smiled, "Oh yeah, those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"
Here's my attempt to translate a joke
Two friends meet each other and one of them is holding a small tennis court with two dwarfs playing. The other asks: „Man, that's cool, where did you get it?
„Well, there's this old man sitting on the rock, and he fulfills wishes. answers his friend and points the way. So the guy walks there and asks for bag full of dollars. The old man gives him a big bag and he happily goes back but when he looks inside the bag is filled with collars. He disappointingly says: „Oh no, I asked for dollars, not collars, the old man surely is deaf! His friend laughs and says: „Of course he is, did you really thought I asked him for 16 inch TENNIS?
Something nice happened to me today.
I'm a huge metal fan in high school. During math class, a beautiful girl sat next to me. She turned me on so much but she didn't notice me though. I tried really hard to impress her and she is hot.
Now the teacher is passing back the last week's test. She looks at me and she starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning and I can't handle it.
The teacher then trips over me. I broke down and stopped spinning. The beautiful girl then frowns. I looked back at the front of the room while trying hard to keep cool. I have no power.
The teacher plugs me in. I start spinning. I'm a huge metal fan.
A Man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar one night, and he sees a tiny man sitting on the bar playing a piano, so he asks the guy sitting beside him "Wow that's so cool! Where did you get that?"
"There's a genie out back! He's giving out wishes!" So the man walks outside to find the genie.
He walks up to the genie, and the genie says "Hello there! Have you come for a wish?" And the man replied "Yes! I Want a million bucks to fall from the sky!" And just like that, A million DUCKS fall from the sky.
So the man walks back inside and says to the other guy "Hey man that genie is cool and all, but I think he might be hard of hearing."
And the man replied "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Back in high school..
...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinning. The cute girl is completely staring now. I completely break down and stop spinning. She frowns, and I'm trying so hard to keep cool, but I had absolutely no power whatsoever. The teacher turns and plugs me back in, and I start spinning again. I was a metal fan in high school.
