Playin Jokes
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So I was playing poker with a few lepers...
when someone threw in a hand.
Playing Oregon Trail.
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.
I was playing a prison simulator when the batteries in my keyboard died.
Now I can't escape.
Playing with my younger brother
So, I was tickling my little brother's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
Something about "Waiting until he's born".
A Glasgow girl goes to the Civic Center to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the civil servant?
"10" replies the girl.
"10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?"
"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec
"Doesn't that get confusing?" "
Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.
"'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"
Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had...
I spent the whole time trying to find myself
I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend
and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.
I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.
Playing Scrabble IRL is like having...
dyslexia
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
I just got to playing Lumber Simulator
I think I'm gonna quick though. There's too many hackers.
I was playing a game of solitaire, but I only had a pack of Tarot cards
I actually won, but 4 people died
I was playing Battleship with my tumor...
I won though, my last hit was B9.
While playing in the backyard, Johnny kills a honeybee
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?
What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?
Mardi grass.
When playing the guitar in public...
keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested.
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Playing Pokemon Go is like having s**... with a cheap h**......
..You never know what you're going to catch.
Playing Scrabble is like talking to women...
You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
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If your playing the guitar just remember one thing
Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that.
I was playing poker with my cow that was on drugs
The steaks couldn't have been higher
I'm playing Monopoly with Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton...
Trump grabbed Community Chest as fast as he could, is building hotels on properties he doesn't really own and is refusing to pay income tax
Clinton started out with a house on Illinois Ave, somehow always has a "Get out of jail free" card and keeps saying she respects any opponent holding Vermont Ave
However, in the end, I have a feeling neither will be satisfied until they get a house on Pennsylvania Ave
I was playing snooker with Jacqueline.
I looked at her and said, "Where's your cue?"
She said, "It's after the C."
Which playing cards are the best dancers?
The king and queen of clubs
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Playin One Liners
Which playin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with playin? I can suggest the ones about intolerant and coop.
- In Ancient Greece It was Gods Playin' Gods Playin'
- Judging teeth by their furrows and dimples is just playin' dentist.
- Why did the black guy buy an Xbox? Cos I ain't playin Wii U.
- What did the b**... say when he head the chainsaw? They're playin my song!
