The Best 55 Playi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Playi jokes. There are some playi trail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these playi prison puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Playi Jokes and Puns

So I was playing poker with a few lepers...

when someone threw in a hand.

Playing Oregon Trail.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

I was playing a prison simulator when the batteries in my keyboard died.

Now I can't escape.

Playi joke, I was playing a prison simulator when the batteries in my keyboard died.

Playing with my younger brother

So, I was tickling my little brother's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
Something about "Waiting until he's born".

Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had...

I spent the whole time trying to find myself


I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.

I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.

Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.

Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.

Playi joke, Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.

I was playing a game of solitaire, but I only had a pack of Tarot cards

I actually won, but 4 people died

I was playing Battleship with my tumor...

I won though, my last hit was B9.

While playing in the backyard, Johnny kills a honeybee

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?

When playing the guitar in public...

keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested.

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Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker...

..You never know what you're going to catch.

Playing Scrabble is like talking to women...

You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.

If your playing the guitar just remember one thing

Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that.

I was playing poker with my cow that was on drugs

The steaks couldn't have been higher

I'm playing Monopoly with Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton...

Trump grabbed Community Chest as fast as he could, is building hotels on properties he doesn't really own and is refusing to pay income tax

Clinton started out with a house on Illinois Ave, somehow always has a "Get out of jail free" card and keeps saying she respects any opponent holding Vermont Ave

However, in the end, I have a feeling neither will be satisfied until they get a house on Pennsylvania Ave

Playi joke, I'm playing Monopoly with Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton...

I was playing snooker with Jacqueline.

I looked at her and said, "Where's your cue?"

She said, "It's after the C."

Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.


I was playing charades with a deaf guy

Or as he called it, "having a chat".

I was playing chess with my Australian friend

He moved his queen in front of my king and said "check, mate".

I replied and said, "you didn't win though?"

Confused he said, "mate, I know."

Me: *Playing Ouija board*

Me: What's your name?

Ouija Board: I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D

Playing doctor

Susie and Johnny were playing doctor, when Susie suddenly started crying and ran to her mother.

Later the Susie's mother confronted the Johnny's mother. "My Susie said that your Johnny was playing doctor with her!".

Johnny's mother responded calmly, "that's OK, kids are always exploring. I wouldn't worry about it."

Susie's mom screamed out, "but he took out her appendix!"

I like playing chess with bald people in the park

The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them

What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop?

The crowd goes mild.

Playing the piano is like living.

I gave up on piano at 7 years old.

I was playing ping pong with Jesus

Me: Ok that's 3-2 me, and it's my serve now

Jesus: ...

Me: Jesus give me the ball

Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve

I'm never playing uno with Mexicans again.

They take all the green cards.

I've been playing video games since I was eight years old.

I should probably go and have a shower.

I've been playing my lute for 7 hours and my fingers are sore and stiff

I have minstrel cramps.

Playing my instrument quietly

Is not my Forte

I was playing scrabble and my dad played the word 'stneve'

Needless to say, it was an unexpected turn of events.

I was playing outside all day with my daughter and when we got home, we noticed that I was completely sunburn!

She asked me, "Daddy, why didn't I get sunburn?"

I guffawed, "You can't, honey!"

She looked at me quizzically, "Really?"

I smiled, "You can only get daughterburn!"

I'm 24 and she's 13. She wants me - what do I do?

I've been playing an online game with a woman. I'm up to level 24, but she's only on level 13. She really wants me in her clan to help her level, but I cant find the heart to tell her that she's only going to hold me back from leveling up myself.

I was playing golf last weekend

There were two women ahead of us playing very slowly.

After 5 holes, I'd had enough, and went ahead to ask if we could play through.

I soon came back with a look of terror on my face, and said it was my wife and my mistress and there was no way I could approach them and ask to play through, would he do it instead?

He went ahead, then returned and said "it's a small world, isn't it?"

I was playing grand theft auto 5 when all of a sudden it crashes and an error message pops up

It read unfortunately the game is corrupted and the data will be deleted feeling sad and annoying with my 100s of hours lost I looked up online as to why it happened. I found a guide that said if you restart the game on the same console and go to the nearest garage and talk to the guy who's working on the car it can fix it. I did just that and it restored my old saves!
Thank god for that game mechanic

I've been playing this new game on my phone quite a bit lately

It's called Verizon: Zero Bars.

Playing a childhood video game to relive old memories is like hooking up with your EX...

Seems fun at first, but then you remember why you stopped in the first place.

I was playing a board game with my friends when I noticed some important pieces of the game were missing.

I asked my friend, " Are you the game owner?"

He said, "I moan but I'm straight"

I tried playing my Demi Lovato record today

But the needle kept getting stuck

How can you tell you're playing poker with a feminist?

They'll insist that Kings and Queens have equal value.

Was playing around on this computer, and it was making the most beautiful sound ever...

Must of been a dell.

Thanks for playing, John

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".





John came fifth and won a toaster.

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

I was playing Golf with my girlfriend. She was stung by a bee, between the 1st and 2nd hole.

I told her, her stance was too wide.

I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews.

I made the comment that he wasn't a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin' Terry.

(Me playing Quiplash with my friend who has cancer): What's the difference between me and cancer?

My friend: Uhh... what?

Me: You won't beat me!

They're playing with the largest deck of cards ever at this year's World Series of Poker.

It's a pretty big deal.

while playing poker my friend said "my hand trumps your hand"

So I said "alright that means you lose but won't acknowledge it, right?"

What do playing a guitar and running a marathon have in common?

I can't do either of them.

I was playing SimplePlanes on my phone

I made a nice jet, but for some reason it didn't seem to work well. But then I realized



I didn't have airplane mode on

I saw someone playing the guitar with a pool stick.

It was acoustic.

I was playing a flat earth documentary on Netflix when my wife walked in.

What you watching?

Sci-fi.

I was playing chess and my opponent opened with 1. Nf3.

I wasn't reti for that.

I've been playing in the street all day wondering why I haven't seen a single car

And then it hit me

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