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So I was playing poker with a few lepers...

when someone threw in a hand.

Playing Oregon Trail.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

I was playing a prison simulator when the batteries in my keyboard died.

Now I can't escape.

Playing with my younger brother

So, I was tickling my little brother's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
Something about "Waiting until he's born".

U2 was playing a concert yesterday and Bono fell off the stage..

apparently he was standing too close to The Edge

Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had...

I spent the whole time trying to find myself

When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole

I told her that her stance was too wide

I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.
I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.

Playing Scrabble IRL is like having...


I was playing Wind Waker the other day...

I found a fairy right before the boss and I realized
That was healthfull

I was playing tennis and eating an ice cream cone,

I'm glad it was soft serve.

Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.

Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.

I just got to playing Lumber Simulator

I think I'm gonna quick though. There's too many hackers.

I was playing a game of solitaire, but I only had a pack of Tarot cards

I actually won, but 4 people died

I was playing Battleship with my tumor...

I won though, my last hit was B9.

While playing in the backyard, Johnny kills a honeybee

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?

What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?

Mardi grass.

When playing the guitar in public...

keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested.

Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore...

The servers go down on me all the time.

Playing Pokemon Go is like having s**... with a cheap h**......

..You never know what you're going to catch.

Playing Scrabble is like talking to women...

You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.

If your playing the guitar just remember one thing

Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that.

Playi joke, If your playing the guitar just remember one thing

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