Playground Swing Jokes
9 playground swing jokes and hilarious playground swing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about playground swing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playground Swing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good playground swing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was at the playground and fell off the swings.
A nearby kid instead of helping asked, "What season is it? Fall?"
I got in a fight with a guy at the park because he was hogging the playground equipment.
He took a swing.
How do you tell who at the playground plays the t**...?
They can't swing and are always complaining about the slide
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
I was near the local playground, and I tried flirting with the cute single mother.
It was a swing and a Miss.
A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground.
The priest sees a little boy playing on a swing. He nudges the rabbi and says hey, let's go over there and screw that kid! The rabbi looks at the kid and says out of what?
Tough Kid
An 8 year-old kid is sitting on a swing, eating jelly beans, in a playground in South Philly. This man walks by and says, "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat candy. It's not good for you."
Kid looks up and says, "You know my grandfather lived to be 95?"
"Yeah, and? He ate a lot of candy?"
Kid smiles and says, "No. But he knew how to mind his own f**...' business."
Why did Roy Moore hang out at the playground?
To get the swing vote.
Looking at a playground, how can you tell which kid is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide and can't swing.
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