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Short played drums puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The played drums humour may include short play drums jokes also.

1. My neighbor knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 AM! Luckily for him i was still up playing my drum
2. My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It's part of her minstrel cycle.
3. Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!?
   Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
4. Won't believe the nerve of my neighbor knocking on my door at 3AM. Fortunately I was up playing the drums.
5. Why did the accordion player sell his instrument and switch to the drums? He wanted to play something less complicated.
6. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:00am I know 2:00am!? Good thing I was still up playing my drums
7. I can't believe my neighbour. He knocked on my door and yelled for me AT 2am. 2am! Can you believe him? Lucky for him i was still awake playing my drums.
8. I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick. It's a nondomtomtomnomnommomvomromzomcom
9. Me, neighbor and cops are making a band I play electric guitar, Cops are playing drums on the door and neighbor sings outside the window.
10. My neighbors love my drum playing so much that they threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about played drums can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of played drums puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Played Drums One Liners

Which played drums one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with played drums? I can suggest the ones about drums and playing instruments.

1. What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
2. What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome
3. Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drum sticks!
4. How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm.
5. Don't you dare go playing that drum again. There will be repercussions!
6. What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...
7. I told my music teacher I wanted to play the drums. He said "Beat it!"
8. I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i'm just a beat off.
9. Why did the turkey play drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!
10. Why did the matching band let the Turkey play? Because he had two drum sticks.
11. I got a noise complaint for playing my drums late at night. Now I just play piano.
12. How does a chicken play the drums? With its drumsticks.
13. What type of instrument do pigs play? Ham drums
14. Why can't a gorilla play drums? They are too sensitive.
15. Did you hear about the guy that played the drums for too long? He turned into a beatroot.

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What funny jokes about played drums you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean drum solo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make played drums prank.

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