The Best 10 Playdoh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Playdoh jokes. There are some playdoh popular jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these playdoh matter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Playdoh Jokes and Puns

When I was a little girl, I had a unique medical condition that required me to eat play-doh three times a day to survive.

I was very lucky that my older brother informed me about it and made sure I did it, or I might not be here today.

I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh

But now I'm reformed

How would you call Hitler if the world was made of playdoh?

Playdolf. (yeah, yeah, stupid joke, but I'm not sorry about it)

Playdoh joke, How would you call Hitler if the world was made of playdoh?

I treat my Play-doh like people groups in the 1940's

Always keep the colors separate.

Why do they call the girl with gonorrhea Play-Doh ?

Because she's fun to play with, not to eat.

As a matter of fact, I am Play-Doh.

**Wanna make something out of it?**

What's a philosopher's favorite toy?


Playdoh joke, What's a philosopher's favorite toy?

What's the most popular flavor of condoms purchased by Catholic Priests?


How do you get your child to become a philosopher?

Give them Play-Doh.

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the playdoh putty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working playdoh plastic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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