Playboy Mansion Jokes

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  1. What's the difference between the Circus and the p**... Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.
  2. A monk was selling flowers on the p**... mansion grounds and no one but Hef could get him to leave... Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
  3. A man is in legal trouble after harassing a sea cow at the p**... Mansion. He's been charged with crimes against Hugh's manatee.
  4. A man has legal problems after he harassed a sea cow at the p**... Mansion. He's wanted for crimes against Hugh's manatee.
  5. The owner of hostess just brought the p**... mansion Guess he really liked h**...-hos and ding dongs
  6. Five years in, marriage is still like a party at p**... mansion. After a few drinks the cracks start to appear.
  7. What's the worst part about staying at the p**... mansion? J2d0YHSXh0kV1Zi4zSKJmCncYpkexJQf

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Playboy Mansion One Liners

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  1. I tried to break into the p**... mansion once. But the whole place was booby trapped.
  2. Shouldn't the p**... mansion be in Silicon Valley?
  3. What do you call someone who's been banned from the p**... mansion? Persona non grotto

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Corniest joke I know.

Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners p**... mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the p**... mansion seeing two friars outside.
Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this.
The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Badum psh

An order of monks are selling flowers...

...illegally on the lawn of the p**... Mansion, Hugh Hefner's property. Instead of calling the police, however, Hugh decides to spring into action and stop them himself. After an intense argument, the monks agree to leave peacefully. If it had been anybody else they would have gotten away with it; unfortunately for them, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Two Monks

Two Monks attempted to sell flowers outside the p**... mansion yesterday. Despite the best attempts of the mansions security, the monks could not be forced from the grounds. It wasn't until the owner of the mansion himself arrived, that the friars left. It just goes to show:
that only Hue can stop florist friars.

Hugh Hefner

Today, famous p**... Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the p**... Mansion, where they had been selling flowers.
Said one friar, "Well if it was anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Some monks were selling flowers outside the p**... mansion

Hugh Hefner realises this and puts a stop to it as they are on his property and welcoming tourists. The local news catches wind of this and goes to interview the monks.
The reporter asks "do you think you will set up shop somewhere else?"
And the monks reply "oh yes, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

Some monks were trying to sell flowers... the p**... mansion. These monks had always been successful at selling flowers. However, Hugh Heffner was especially annoyed this day by their persistence and had security e**... them from the premises.
Turns out, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Police responded to a call outside the p**... mansion.

Mr. Hefner called the police to remove a group of monks selling daisies out of an i**... roadside stand in front of the p**... mansion. A police spokesperson released a statement "we responded promptly to Mr. Hefner's call because as everybody knows, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

Three guys are stranded on a deserted island

One of the guys finds a lamp with a genie inside.
The genie says: Thank you for freeing me. In return, I will grant you a wish each.
The first guy says: I wish I was at home with my wife and kids!
"As you wish" the genie says. p**... and the guy is at home with his wife and kids.
The second guy says: I wish I was at the p**... mansion surrounded by lots of beautiful women!
"As you wish" the genie says. p**... and the guy is at the p**... mansion surrounded by beautiful women.
"And what about you?" The genis asks. "What is your wish?"
The third guy looks around and says: It's quite lonely here now. I wish the other two guys where back!