Playboy Mansion Jokes
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Corniest joke I know.
Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners p**... mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the p**... mansion seeing two friars outside.
Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this.
The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Badum psh
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An order of monks are selling flowers...
...illegally on the lawn of the p**... Mansion, Hugh Hefner's property. Instead of calling the police, however, Hugh decides to spring into action and stop them himself. After an intense argument, the monks agree to leave peacefully. If it had been anybody else they would have gotten away with it; unfortunately for them, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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What's the difference between the Circus and the p**... Mansion?
The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.
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A man is in legal trouble after harassing a sea cow at the p**... Mansion.
He's been charged with crimes against Hugh's manatee.
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Police responded to a call outside the p**... mansion.
Mr. Hefner called the police to remove a group of monks selling daisies out of an i**... roadside stand in front of the p**... mansion. A police spokesperson released a statement "we responded promptly to Mr. Hefner's call because as everybody knows, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
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The owner of hostess just brought the p**... mansion
Guess he really liked h**...-hos and ding dongs
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I tried to break into the p**... mansion once.
But the whole place was booby trapped.
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Shouldn't the p**... mansion
be in Silicon Valley?
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Five years in, marriage is still like a party at p**... mansion.
After a few drinks the cracks start to appear.
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Three guys are stranded on a deserted island
One of the guys finds a lamp with a genie inside.
The genie says: Thank you for freeing me. In return, I will grant you a wish each.
The first guy says: I wish I was at home with my wife and kids!
"As you wish" the genie says. p**... and the guy is at home with his wife and kids.
The second guy says: I wish I was at the p**... mansion surrounded by lots of beautiful women!
"As you wish" the genie says. p**... and the guy is at the p**... mansion surrounded by beautiful women.
"And what about you?" The genis asks. "What is your wish?"
The third guy looks around and says: It's quite lonely here now. I wish the other two guys where back!
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What do you call someone who's been banned from the p**... mansion?
Persona non grotto
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What's the worst part about staying at the p**... mansion?
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Playboy Mansion One Liners
Which playboy mansion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with playboy mansion? I can suggest the ones about dolls house and boarding house.
- I tried to break into the p**... mansion once. But the whole place was booby trapped.
- Shouldn't the p**... mansion be in Silicon Valley?
- What do you call someone who's been banned from the p**... mansion? Persona non grotto