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I read this joke in a 1974 p**... magazine today.
An elderly man died and went to purgatory. There he ran into a friend his age, who is accompanied by a luscious young blonde. "I'm happy for you, Steve", said the new arrival. "At least you're getting a partial reward in this place while you expiate your sins."
"She isn't my reward", sighed Steve, "I'm her punishment!"
Did you hear about the new p**... magazine for married men?
Every month it has the same centerfold.
Why do pirates love p**... Magazine?
You'd think it's for the b**..., but they really read it for the arrrticles.
p**... are coming out with a new magazine especially for married men.
Every month it's exactly the same woman.
p**... is coming out with a new magazine for married men
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by p**...?
It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....
Subscriptions
Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and p**... for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."
p**... is starting a new magazine specifically for married men.
It has the same centerfold every month!
What does a p**... Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common?
These days they're both hard to come by.
Why are old p**... Magazines so coveted and expensive?
because the Centerfolds used to be scratch-n-sniff.
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