Playboy Magazine Jokes

I read this joke in a 1974 p**... magazine today.

An elderly man died and went to purgatory. There he ran into a friend his age, who is accompanied by a luscious young blonde. "I'm happy for you, Steve", said the new arrival. "At least you're getting a partial reward in this place while you expiate your sins."
"She isn't my reward", sighed Steve, "I'm her punishment!"

Did you hear about the new p**... magazine for married men?

Every month it has the same centerfold.

Why do pirates love p**... Magazine?

You'd think it's for the b**..., but they really read it for the arrrticles.

Subscriptions

Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and p**... for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."

What does a p**... Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common?

These days they're both hard to come by.

Why are old p**... Magazines so coveted and expensive?

because the Centerfolds used to be scratch-n-sniff.

I heard p**... was a proper top shelf magazine, so I gave it a go.....

... I have to say, it isn't dishwasher safe *at all*.
(With apologies if this joke doesn't translate well - a top shelf magazine is one sold on the top shelf of the newsagent, out of sight of the kiddies.)

So I came across this p**... magazine.